The Shimmerer @sunne318 - Tumblr Blog

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

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girls

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Happy pride!

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I love it when someone's therian for a fictional animal

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i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

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Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

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tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

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You can understand the French perfectly fine with only context but the English translation I got still had me floored

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KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

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the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

beemovieerotica

had a dream i was driving in the pokemon universe and something suddenly darted across the road and i ended up hitting a goddamn suicune. legendary reflexes though because i pulled out a pokeball and threw it out my window before she could run. caught her. said aloud "damn i wonder how often this happens." decided to immediately bring suicune out of her pokeball to check stats and i guess she could talk just like entei in that movie because the first thing she says is "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???"

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Are you going to write some pokemon fanfiction now? The scrub with his team of cringefail legendaries?

beemovieerotica

*her team ok i envision the driver as a gamer gjrl drinking and driving when she hits the suicune (her sprigatito is in the passenger seat rolling around on spilled weed like catnip) and she steps out of the car with a four loko still in her hand looking at this chopped suicune in the road like "damn. that's one fucked up vaporean." and she continues drinking and shaking her head before throwing the pokeball.

beemovieerotica

ok further developing this character: she's the only person in the pokemon universe who can hear pokemon actually speaking in english and have full complex conversations with them because she hit a DMT vape too hard and she ended up meeting arceus who made her pokemon Eliza Thornberry.

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a failgirl OC is born

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her origin story

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SEND ME A FIC OF THIS PLEASE

beemovieerotica

I'm Just a Waffle Flipper - Chapter 1 - Rated M

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Nurse Joy's line about marijuana toxicity inspired me

beemovieerotica

TYHEADS RISE UP!!!

orteil42

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that