Johnny 🦌

irl vampire. funny little guy. | he/they | 22

[potato-lord-but-not]

ok I think y’all are ready to see transgender Frankenstein’s monster I did for class

[oneheadtoanother]

are you lost little boy

[oneheadtoanother]

This is so much funnier than my caption, dammit

[bash-ur-brainz]

[gay-mormon-wizard]

happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day to those who celebrate

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning tutorial

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning walkthrough

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning tips and tricks

[gatorize]

someone please tell me the name of that one like postfurry artist who drew the emotionally resonant colored pencil drawings of anthro planes drowning in swimming pools and in hospital waiting rooms furry community come to my aid plssss

[gatorize]

ok their name is sharkplane77. outsider art

[bunabi]

you should be able to walk into your local CVS and get your uterus removed for $14.99 bro like I don't even care anymore

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[cryptidconservationcorps]

It’s that time of year again

[retrogamingblog2]

[charl0ttan]

nonbinary hiker call that trail mx

[arielsojourner]

USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.

[moldavite]

hanging from the meat hook all by yourself, handsome?

[yoisu-u]

in need of a hug

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

and you better believe I'm stirring occasionally

[faesspot]

[haru-dipthong]

original by @play-now-my-lord

[bugblast]

santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney