[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[septembersung]

[janusfnc14]

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

[catchymemes]

[lexiefirefly]

[different-landscapes]

[flowerytale]

J.R.R. Tolkien, from The Return of the King

[kragehund-est]

i had a dream last night that kermit the frog died. it was on the news "kermit the frog, aged 96, has passed away peacefully in his sleep"

i turned to my mom like "how does that even work, he's a puppet?" she got really mad at me and said through tears "now's not the time, the frog JUST died. show some respect."

[engulfes]

Pleaseeee

[bruntalism]

[diana-daphne]

Same girl, same 😔

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

[adhdalistair]

[queen-mihai]

How… on earth… does Tumblr have an image reaction… for EVERYTHING!?

[but-the-library-of-alexandria]

an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen

[fairygoulish]

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

[softestaries]

Violet Bridgerton is truly gods strongest soldier. Every season she tells one of her children they're in love and every season they scoff in her face before causing seven different scandals to reach the same conclusion.

[butyouaremymess]

S02E01: "Capital R Rake" / S03E03: "Forces of Nature"

[alicent-florent]

BRIDGERTON — 1x04 | 2x05 | 3x03

[nicola-coughlan]

polin + tweets (horny edition)

[anon-arte]

say what you want about penelope but i think we should commend her for behaving pretty normally about her crush on colin. when colin got a crush on penelope he immediately descended into madness