[milesgonzalomorales]

Some of you have never had a pestilence and plague sent into your house, into your bed, into your streams, into your streets, into your drink, into your bread, upon your cattle, on your sheep, upon your oxen in your field, into your dreams, into your sleep, until you break, until you yield and it really shows

[badjokesbyjeff]

[alloverthegaf]

as a millennial who doesn’t like avocado old man politicians owe me collectively $500,000

[alloverthegaf]

the two responses to this are “I hate avocado and I don’t understand the hype” and “I love avocado but those fuckers owe me money anyway” and you know what? you’re all valid

[bellasredchevy]

omg Bella Swan look out behind you the car is skidding oh no she has airpods in she can’t hear us oh god oh fuck

[generaltrashcandy]

This is the grand finale and I dare not see another version of this meme

[hidingoutbackstage]

I’m right and I should say it

[elmo-f-tree]

I see this and I raise you

[catchymemes]

McDonald's loses EU trademark battle over the Big Mac. Burger King starts trolling them.

[confused-robot-cat]

The full story:

There is an Irish restaurant chain called Supermacs that has opnened around 100 stores in Ireland since 1978. 

Recently, McDonald’s decided that this small restaurant chain that hasn’t even made it out of Ireland needed to be taught a lesson, and sued them on the basis that “Supermacs” infringes on the “Big Mac” brand name. Which is, of course, absolutely ridiculous.

McDonald’s ended up losing the case, because of course they did, they didn’t have a case to begin with. As a result, McDonald’s lost the rights to the term “Big Mac” across the entire European Union.

Which is why Burger King gets to do this with no legal repercussions. 

[theclassiccake]

You promised those children Sweet Victory, but all I saw out there was…

14 seconds of cheap flash animation!

[andromedaspull]

Why does the pirate aesthetic have to go so hard like? I absolutely want to wear two coats and tall boots and a ton of fucking knives and a sword hello??? maybe not lose an eye but we all have to make sacrifices

[putinsbeauty]

yall: MENTAL HEALTH AWARENESS!! LETS END THE STIGMA!!

yall when anything other than depression or anxiety is brought up:

[literallyaflame]

in 2019 we’re bringing back 2009 scene culture. everyone dust off your knee high converse. get out your hot topic band tees. dig up your rubber bracelets. i’m buying 27 cans of hair spray as we speak. i’m making you a cookie and i’m gonna fucking eated it

[knifefightscene]

[blueberrygoth-deactivated202410]

i have lovey dovey bitch syndrome & its incurable

[turing-tested]

avatar aang is…..my dad

[shitbrick]

explain

[turing-tested]

disappeared when i needed him most

[turing-tested]

hey so this was a good post and all and im glad i got to collaborate with you but i just realized your url was “waluigis-penis” and i would like a refund, please,

[fairycosmos]

icarly was right: live life…………..breathe air………i know somehow we’re gonna get there

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

im in the library working of some final papers and the dude across from me at this study staton just did the sign of the cross before he started typing something so that’s where he’s at rn

[homelandsexual]

I was in a weightlifting class at my college’s gym and we were doing planks after a few seconds one girl falls onto her stomach (no shame we’re all working towards the same goal) but then she just falls asleep facedown in her yoga mat in the middle of the gym no one woke her up until the end of class

[alrightevans]

what we do in the shadows is the only modern day vampire fiction that is 100% realistic and believable even if only for the scene where Nick yells ‘TWILIGHT’ and Deacon is like ‘shut UP nick you’re not Twilight’ 

[carnival-phantasm]

Every apex predator, looking at a capybara chilling: “…nah, I can’t eat this dude, that would be fucked up”

[slbtumblng-deactivated20221210]

[raejin99]