☆世界一カワイイよ☆

I'm really good at hitting the reblog button + I have a side blog filled with Arashi

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

the cruel doctor pepper experimented on me and now im the first human soda hybrid

[somebodytolove31]

The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

[hobgoblinhero]

Smash Or Pass should never be about attraction, that's what Hear Me Out is for. A Smash on Mickey Mouse is understandable, even respectable. A Hear Me Out on Mickey Mouse however, that requires a lab dissection

[mndvx]

THE MUPPET SHOW (2026)

[ithinkhobiknows]

[blignick]

[bunjywunjy]

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

[marxistgnome]

Memes shared by kids who grew up on starships I think they should have sea scout/land scout beef with kids that grew up on Starbases

[vaspider]

This is legitimately one of the best things I've ever seen on the internet, and it made me intensely happy.

[reddpenn]

Oh hey, "cool rock I found (it's making a weird humming noise)" is a Petoskey stone! Specifically it's MY Petoskey stone!

No weird humming noises yet, but by the 22nd century, who knows?

[importantcatpics]

[niceferatu]

remember when they were saying that bisexuals couldn't be butch or femme and we had to be like. deer

[niceferatu]

it was worse than I remembered

you couldn't be a futch they/them you had to be a pigeon

[stephocrates]

Baseball has gotta be the funniest sport to make kids under 10 play. The rules and gameplay of baseball are so incompatible with small children not a single kid on that field knows what’s happening

[stephocrates]

If you’ve never watched a children’s T-Ball game It’s like if you showed some aliens ten minutes of baseball and then they tried to recreate it from that memory. They know they’re supposed to hit the ball and run but everything else is kind of a black box.

[girard]

i dont mind when people are annoying online bc i remember back when i was 14 and so annoying online and its fun to be young and not know how to act we've all been there. Checks bio. oh theyre older than me

[jame7t]

I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

[cryptotheism]

This happened to me. You think mummies are slow as fuck and you can outrun them. But alien mummies have a ray gun.

[jame7t]

do not trauma dump on my posts please

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client

[artbyblastweave]

Been a really long time since I've watched Daredevil but I do remember coming away from it feeling like it presented a pretty compelling internally-consistent moral justification for the vigilante thing. You're not planet-crackingly powerful, it's just that you can hear, in detail, every awful thing your neighbors are doing to each other, every night that they're doing it. You can't not know and you can't pretend not to know and when the kid tells you the next day that he just fell down the stairs you can't fall back on the provided ambiguity to absolve yourself of your responsibility to act. Semi-relatedly, you're really really good at martial arts. Start the clock

[mikkeneko]

[jovialgnomejpeg]

does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles

[skoomabong]

[jovialgnomejpeg]

[jovialgnomejpeg]

the soap that inspired it all

[littlemousling]

[segamascott]

[godserene]

[taldigi]

Hello???? Suggestions????

[biglawbear]

Reblog if you're overworked and underfucked

[apjvff]

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

[bacoose]

I almost scrolled past this on Twitter

[bacoose]

I regret to inform several people in the notes that grink doesn't mean grinch twink