this is hell

unemployed in delfino plaza

[ooppo]

Guards! Fuck each other witless against the floor. Her royal highness requires references for her yaoi drawings of the knights of the round table fandom

[playthings2007]

Shipping boring af if you don't hate one of them tbh

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[hymnism]

[bahari-official]

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

[circusheart]

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

[somejoyinmudville]

they need to give out research grants for rpf

[irondive]

[virtualgirladvance]

[queer-as-city-folk]

It's not RPF if I'm right

[lastvalyrian]

> medical problem > unsure if it's serious or will go away on its own > sees a doctor to be sure > "why the fuck are you here. this is nothing. it will go away on its own"

[lastvalyrian]

> medical problem > unsure if it's serious or will go away on its own > decide to wait to not overreact > problem remains > sees doctor with concrete problem after all > "why did you wait so long. we could have done something if you had come immediately"

[rpfofficial]

nothing brings me closer to people than rpf hysteria

[miscelium]

rpf is compelling because it exposes the self as a performance in the same way that drag exposes gender as a performance

[bbygirlverstappen]

sports rpf fans: remember none of these men are actually gay and we're just shipping them for fun literally like playing with barbies because they're rich and deserve that

musician rpf fans: he's 80 and he's coming out this year! [2637 second hand sources that two band mates probably fondled each other like 73 times]

dan and phil: [kissing with tongue on patreon exclusively]

actor rpf fans: which could mean nothing

historical rpf fans: i don't care what historians say they were gay

[jessebloom]

rule 1 of rpf have fun it's all fun and games rule 2 ignore rule 1 it's all real and true rule 3 ignore rules 1&2 just do cognitive dissonance rule 4 be better than the larries but if you have the ability to hack into airport security cameras well what better use is there than for rpf

[rpfofficial]

sometimes rpf is the highest form of flattery and sometimes rpf is atonement for their crimes

[keenbugg]

like the old saying goes rpf allegations don’t come out of nowhere u were doing something w someone. it’s time to look inwards

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

rpf isn’t enough i need a sex tape