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NSFW. 18+. 😋😈🐒🐍🐳🌞🌛⭐️🌀🍑🍈🍭🍦🍫💯

[lousehard]

[freediaspora]

[ill-matic]

[lilcee]

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[skygenders]

“A masterpiece was created in the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone today” video by Kyle Kotajarvi

[skygenders]

[smitethestate]

This wasn’t a government stunt to try and avoid doing something meaningful, but a coming together of community artists who did it for free. Which is why it’s the best.

[xeknox]

The v is my favorite

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dvxdm]

An analogy for life. (photos via thecrookedstep)

You’re thinking “is he really going to spend the whole book worrying?” and then it hits you

[gaijinhikikomori-deactivated202]

Fuck. I didn’t get it until the comment

[2headedsnake]

[warmcafes-archive]

https://instagram.com/p/Bd5nawsgbiJ/

[thespectacularspider-girl]

[token-evil-teammate]

[thespectacularspider-girl]

It’s okay!  He just got really fluffy

[zoneofacceptance]

[siickangel]

what’s the cheat code for stable mental health

[2000ish]

[ommanyte]

[theeeprotagonist]

The realist one

[mental-health-recovery]

You’re not reading this by accident.

Everything is going to be okay.

Breathe and remember that you’ve been in this place before.

You’ve been this uncomfortable, anxious and scared, and you survived.

Close your eyes and feel the universe within you making a way for you right now.

[sexhaver]

broke: only slash three tires because if you slash all four then insurance will cover it but they won’t cover three (this is literally not true btw and could serve to establish in court that you were slashing their tires to cause maximum financial damage as opposed to an emotional rage)

woke: slash all four tires because fuck em

bespoke: slash two tires diagonally opposite from each other. nobody has more than one spare, it’s impossible to get up on jacks, and trying to drive it will destroy the undercarriage as it rocks back and forth and slams into the ground

true ending: don’t fucking slash tires because they’re under insane amounts of pressure and putting a knife between yourself and an exploding tire is a bad idea. just get a pair of clippers and cut the valve stem to cause an unfixable leak like a normal person

[transwrongs]

now why would u think my gay ass knows what a valve stem is…?

[sexhaver]

this fucker right here

[themmfatale]

circumcision

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gwen-parkers-deactivated2019052]

[sunstonedd]

me asf

[cocainesocialist]

[caram3lk1ng]

Let your boss know💯

[toastbutteregg]

i dont know whether to award him dad of the year or not

[30-minute-memes]

25 and it got me excited

[pajy-moved-deactivated20240311]

bitches dont know about my astiankuivauskaappi

[itsensakaljastaja]

that thing looks ridiculous. Why not just put it in the cabinet above the sink??

[cursologist]

Every single finnish person is laughing at you peasants

[infernalfae]

its a dish drying set up?? im not about to put wet dishes in the cupboard? who does that?

[sukkanen]

hi

welcome to finland, this exists in every single household in finland

[kindofapieceofshit]

the water is still gonna drip into the bottom of the cabinet??? or onto the dishes below? i would rather let my dishes dry on the counter/above the sink for sure. also i moved to europe this year and lemme tell you i prefer a stack of plates over this vertical bookshelf style arrangement any day, it is annoying as fuck

[itsensakaljastaja]

Did you not notice that there is no bottom shelf? Also it is above the sink so the water won’t drip all over your counter. And I would take water dripping on already wet dishes over them covering all on my counters any day.

It is the exact same thing as the pic in the original post but hidden in a cabinet! :D But whatever question it all you want

[findme-at1am]

things heating up in the adult fandom

[adulthoodisokay]

goddamn it i want this so bad

[sunstonedd]

yeah so I can have dishes dripping all over shit when i’m tryna wash dishes. nah