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A signboard in Japan was found to have "mutated" horribly due to the record-breaking heat in Japan

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Compressed!

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ominous-signs

Official ominous sign

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rat-detector-24-subscribers-only

Rat detected. Make him jiggle.

mutipede

Holy shit I assume everyone is doing an up and down jiggle and maybe a side to side jiggle but if you jiggle your phone forward and backwards he jiggles in and out, too

fujitsubos

@lawlielawlaw

the-big-mood

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

chryza

literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......

coughdropsandsoftspots

While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”

And then I Remembered.

sunglassesbot

That it's no longer on poob?

hornytransgirljenni

niktheniknik

This is incomprehensible outside of tumblr, i love a well maintained closed ecosystem

charl0ttan

cewn

rooooooooooooooooofl

anchovy

Shrimp hat of a shrimp wearing a shrimp hat. Is this anything.

anchovy

Hat of a shrimp wearing a shrimp hat hat has been slightly tweaked so you can see the shrimp hats shrimp hats hat. Hat.

hashtagloveloses

this kid’s post and his replies to people’s questions are so pure I’m sobbing

digidiskette

What’s better— the thread is filled with people giving some good advice on how to respect a woman’s boundaries and how to ask what she would be okay with, publicly. Lots of trans girls thanking him for being so patient and thoughtful with his words, and lots of people cautioning him that his purpose as a boyfriend would be to keep her safe, even from his own friends and family if need be. A+ shit right here.

stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick

This is so FUCKING cute help me

gardeninthevoid

hey, trans girls who are into guys? THIS is what you deserve. don’t you ever believe that you have to bend over backwards for men to like you, that you have to accept being disrespected and mistreated, that you’re something to hide or be ashamed of. you’re beautiful, you’re a fucking princess, and you deserve someone who sees that and loves you deeply and unconditionally, who will choose you over the world and fight the world for you. THIS is the kind of guy.

joosiebamboosie

^^^ THIS!!!! THIS is exactly how a guy should treat us!!! Damn, this one 17yo’s got more brain than like half my generation, God fucking damnit..

dramatic-dolphin

people on tumblr might lack reading comprehension but reddit users are inventing new forms of media illiteracy i never thought were possible

dramatic-dolphin

fascinating...

dick-chugger

Is this implying that Americans don't just eat bread with butter?

dick-chugger

You guys don't even have kiisseli...

dick-chugger

Ok, I'm reading the Wikipedia for Finnish cuisine because I have no idea what things aren't popular in other countries and I am deeply unsettled by the list of foods here. Fucking lihapiirakka? Viili? I thought we had nothing.

dick-chugger

Criticism? Of the whole country's food?

dick-chugger

Lohikeitto...

dick-chugger

Ok bitch, fuck off. Like you're right but still.

dick-chugger

Smh, you guys don't even eat tar for fun

dick-chugger

Look at my foods boy

dick-chugger

Shit, I forgot the most important one

ronnie92

No but the berlusconi thing is so funny:

wanderrealms

Leipäjuusto is also good with cream (and cloud berry jam). It's best after hiking to summit Halti and then back to Kilpisjärvi.

skyberia

was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out

nieyao

the comments have me in tears

abowlofjellyfish

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@rogue-bard

It DOES have a sign. It turns on when it detects something too tall for the bridge. It even flashes. And the traffic lights will go red to get people to stop when it detects an over height vehicle so they read the signs. (note this lovely example where the lights are red, because the truck thought it was better than the lights)

library-seraph

every time I see this post I've forgotten how clearly signposted the canopener bridge is, and every time it hits me like a truck (hitting the canopener bridge and getting the top of its trailer ripped asunder)

znj

ublock-origin

what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

We have no letters Kathleen!

ublock-origin

some 8ish years now i reckon

i have naturally acidic sweat. it's a family thing

ublock-origin

we have already. They don't know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.

ashestoashesjc

captain-price-unofficially

What the fuck.

naggingatlas

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

ublock-origin

Because in its younger days it used to have RGB lights:

Some of them still work, when they want:

Though I've long forgotten how to change the color settings

ublock-origin

NEVERMIND I JUST REMEMBERED HOW

lastoneout

Imagine trying to claim op is wasteful for using a plastic keyboard after they show off something that looks like it belongs at Old Friends Senior Keyboard Sanctuary.

sadomarxist

Hey! OP here! I had no idea this post was still circulating after my old blog got terminated (two or three times, I lost count)! Guess what?

10 years and still going strong! Got rid of the rest of the paint on top of the keys too.

alinethered

11 years and still holding up. Love your keyboard and it will love you back

alinethered

I regret to inform that the windows key has died. luckily i managed to assign the numpad , key as the new windows key, which does sadly mean i need to have numlock off to use it.

alinethered

Itis ith aheavy heart that Imustannounce: Iaccidentally dropped a can ofbeeron my desk andthekeyboard hasnotescapedunscathed.11 years andithelon strong, but alasits time hascome...