True Life: I'm cute but mean

I'm just another one of those twenty somethings who still have no idea where their life is going.

[animentality]

[lentilsdotcom]

sibling relationships are so strange... like i love you. you will never understand me in a way that matters. we are the same person in drastically different ways. we are sewn together. we don't talk. we are attached at the hip. you wish i was never born. can i call you. let's eat together. i forgive you. etc

[lentilsdotcom]

i don't have enough photos of you on my phone to make one your contact picture. we got the same tattoo completely by coincidence. why do you always get to be mario. i love the meals you cook. we live in different universes. you can stay at my house if you need. we have never been friends. you are more important to me than anyone on this earth

[normal-horoscopes]

Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

[theslowesthnery]

ohhhhhh my godddddd

[comeupremy]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“Tell my wife…I love her…tell my kids…not to be English majors…”

-from a player whose character was a public school teacher, while dying.

[supasaurus-rex]

hello tumblr, I’m old now have we brought back the good porn yet?

[cursedcatimages]

[0deerling0-inactive]

If you’re one of those people who thinks executive dysfunction only happens for things we don’t like (school, cleaning,) then please consider the fact that I’ve been meaning to plug my phone in for 20 minutes and I’m now at 2% and still putting it off to write this post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[hawkeyedflame]

My anime/video game list consists of over 100 titles, easily, and yet I almost never get around to watching/playing any of them.

Executive dysfunction is not just for boring or unenjoyable things. It’s for everything. Even eating.

[biphobicerasurer]

What is executive dysfunction? O.o

[hawkeyedflame]

Put simply, it’s difficulty/inability with initiating tasks. The prefrontal cortex is responsible for executive functions, like decision-making and impulse control. People with ADHD and other neurological disorders that affect the prefrontal cortex often experience difficulty making decisions and performing tasks, as well as exercising self restraint. Part of why people with ADHD tend to procrastinate so badly is out of genuine inability to begin tasks, even if they’re very important.

It feels, for me at least, like I’m constantly waiting for something and I can’t start X task because I’m waiting. I never know what exactly I’m waiting for, but that doesn’t stop me from wasting hours and days not doing the things I need to do, even if I have a desire to do them.

[ewanmrozny]

It feels, for me at least, like I’m constantly waiting for something and I can’t start X task because I’m waiting. I never know what exactly I’m waiting for, but that doesn’t stop me from wasting hours and days not doing the things I need to do, even if I have a desire to do them.

Oh thank god, someone put it into words.

For me it’s also waiting for the “right” time to come to complete the task because for some reason my brain thinks doing the task at any other time is horribly, horribly wrong, weird, and out of order. The “right” time might come eventually, might not. It’s a lottery.

[lady-feral]

Yeah.  This.

[silvermoonphantom]

Y’all make it sound so deep but tbh to me it feels like tapping on the ‘Do the dishes’ button but a screen pops up saying ‘you must be lvl 27 to do this activity’ and I’m like ‘well shit I’m only lvl 26 so I guess I’ll just dick around until my exp goes up 

And then next time I tap ‘do the dishes’ it demands I’m lvl 28 and by that time it’s getting a bit moldy and I’m just staring furiously at this pile of dishes, slapping the ‘Do the Dishes’ button to no avail. The stars aren’t in position. 

The stars are never in position.

[cumaeansibyl]

sometimes there’s a Just Fucking Do It special move available but it depletes your entire power bar and the recharge speed is completely unpredictable

[spite-cadet]

I click Do Thing and it loads to 78% and then stays that way for 3 days

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

For me it’s like a notification pops up saying “The dishes need doing. You have 4 seconds to comply. If you do not comply within the allotted time, “Do Dishes” feature will become unavailable for 3 weeks.” And if I don’t get up literally that instant and force myself to do the task, and wait even like 3-5 minutes, it becomes like when u open an un-dismissible window and accidentally click outside the box and your computer makes that chime noise to let you know that the option to click outside the box (do the dishes) doesn’t exist. And then I’m just laying there like “ding…ding……ding….” until 3 weeks has passed and I’m given another 4 seconds to seize the opportunity to do the dishes.

[supasaurus-rex]

Happy birthday to this beautiful creature right here! Even when you're picking your nose you manage to do it flawlessly. Thank you for putting up with my horrible jokes, my spastic antics, my annoying ADHD, and letting me scare you when you least expect it. You're my favorite person and I love you more than I can put into words. I hope you have one of the best days today and I can't wait to see you later. I Love you buttercup ♥️♥️♥️ https://www.instagram.com/p/BqPplb-HIfh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1nchl86s1iyno

[weavemama]

It’s ironic because they don’t look at US as real people. 

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

remember that members of congress have the blood of innocent people on their hands

[theonecalledpreposterous-deacti]

They’re real people, meaning they should be held accountable individually and not hide behind either their position, party, or the system as a whole

[luidilovins]

boom

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

They’re real people, meaning they should be held accountable individually

[supasaurus-rex]

This is how you make a voodoo doll #halloweencostume #halloween2k18 #witchdoctor #voodoodoll #cutecouple #wouldhavebetterpicturesbutwegotdrunk https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpnh3C6lV7-H3_fegzxewGCYLbhjaf6Ekj6tu40/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=bo1xfchanm0s

[verylostpenguin]

Are you ever reading a super over long pretentious book and just think. Wow. This man. knows a lot of words. but concise. is not one of them.

[skunkandburningtires]

[mi5kle]

[elaxisfae]

I’m laughing so hard cause this is deadass what bees do 😂

[justflowerslove]

Save them

[supasaurus-rex]

Picking pumpkins with my lil punkin. (at Gilcrease Orchard) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo69eqalE3UG9nqWWcDbn9jh8ltV8BQ_y26xDQ0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1h16liepqtv60

[supasaurus-rex]

We out here LIB 2018 about to drop the nastiest mix tape of your life #lifeisbeautiful https://www.instagram.com/p/BoFtrMalt8JTyWuGTZm6G_zRW3lFr_6dFH6oIQ0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1hokymavlwcah

[astrodidact]