We are in a state of flux

I'm not a bot. In my 30s. Cheese toasties are the new bacon sandwiches.

[neenarchive]

streaming companies will say um we're increasing your subscription fee. no password sharing. no screenshots allowed. please subscribe to a separate channel for this movie and another for this tv show. free trial but put in your card details so we can charge you if you forget to cancel. this title is a rental only that's 4.99 please. this title is not available in your region. you are begging people to torrent at this point Like ye are off the edge of the map matey here there be pirates argh argh argh 🦜☠️

[super-duper-gloom-ray]

One question, what the fuck has happened to this site

Why do accounts have like 6 verification symbols

[egberts]

glad they made it

[togepipi]

and the other one! h

[togepipi]

homest

[egberts]

[paulsebert]

[thelongchamps]

[roadstarna6]

[bunjywunjy]

Do you like poems?

yes! my favorites are The Tiger and the unnamed werewolf fridge poem

[re-peysi]

for context these are the poems

[bunjywunjy]

also I almost forgot but the r/ambien Gives Us The Sleep post takes a completely serious third place in my favorite poems list:

[bunjywunjy]

and COMING HOT at NUMBER FOUR on my list, it's Fragment 147! an accidental poem created when the original parchment containing a text by Sappho was used to stop a wine jug more than 2,000 years ago- eventually the wine dissolved most of the parchment, leaving just a few words and BOY do they prove that the Universe has a sense of irony.

[kaijuno]

Young Ben Shapiro vs 2012 Elon Musk who would win

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cringe-sonicoc]

[gengarshade]

I remember finding out that the person was going “is this allowed” to the girl bc the ‘guy’ in the photo is actually a realistic sex doll called a “sinthetic” that she was on a date with. They cost thousands of dollars.

That fucked me up

[nobodylikesasecret-deactivated2]

i did not need to know that

[owochimauwu]

[dancefloors]

wake up babe new gritty CW remake of powerpuff girls script just leaked

[above-average-gravy-deactivated]

[emeraldmercury]

PLEASE BE FAKE-

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

Can't say if this script is legit or not, but I can tell you CW is scrapping the already filmed pilot and starting over (with same cast), so that in itself says something about it

[ms-maple]

Its real.

[thehollowestknight]

I *loathe* this.

[theraddestcowboy]

fallout robots but its this specific text post

all of the things i have to do right now are Line Art which is very time consuming, so naturally i decided to do a bunch of fucking robot line art

[guerrillatech]

[girlbohun-deactivated20220907]

people will say stuff like "if i lived in the 18th century i would have been a gay pirate" and then they pay for 5148653+ subscriptions because they "feel bad for the creators" and can't order their drink in a cafe

[johnpauliiwasinnocent]

[maxistentialist-deactivated2020]

Every word in this headline is funnier than the one before it.

[demisatyr]

a worthy rival

[buddyblanc]

[pleasant-canadians-music]

[the-snadger]

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

[guerrillatech]

[prettty-dragon]

[image id: a cgi generic fast food worker t posing. in front of this is the text; "nobody wanted to work in the first place, that was the whole point of paying us. we are more expensive now. if you cant afford us, tough shit."]

[kakashibestie]

obsessed with these assorted plushie reaction images

[tvcinemagifs]

The Silence Of The Lambs (1991) dir. Jonathan Demme

[super-duper-gloom-ray]

I sometimes quote this, even though I wouldn't fuck me hard. Or at all.