DeusExCalibur

27, She/Her. Despite my url, I haven't been in high school in years. My blog is some sorta hellish amalgamation of video games, politics, art, and memes. If you enjoy, feel free to stay awhile. If not, I hope you find what you are looking for elsewhere. Have a lovely day!

[twotheleft]

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[allegedly-human]

nonsense words such as "blorbo" and "skibidi" are outliers and a minuscule minority and thus do not invalidate that statement

[minihood31770]

Skibidi coming from scat, an art form pioneered by black people, is actually AAVE, and not an outlier.

[lucifer-usurping-sun-of-dawn]

blorbo, coming from tumblr, which is a very racist site, is also nazi, and ergo not an outlier

[astrobowie]

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll is a book about a small child who is forced to solve RPGmaker puzzles, which is very impressive given that the book was written in 1865

[asteraws]

[terrifiedmouse]

Passing the curse/torch to the protags in Fortune's Weave.

[bad-fire-emblem-posts]

we're so back

[tamamita]

let's make her tumblr famous

[tamamita]

[dark-hell-princess-tamamolandia]

[superlazernovaa]

ifuckinngh need that art thats the bunny girl giggling at nice videos of baby bunnies PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

[yay-bunnies-world]

this ?

[dramakoala]

[shinycoffeevoid]

(Xユーザーの濡 傘さん: 「#Fate #Hassan https://t.co/uj4HrCcilr」 / Xから)

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this

[charlesoberonn]

[viiioca]

i think my favorite ff14 narrative gimmick is that the savage raid unlocks are explicitly just the WOL having adhd daydreams about the cool shit they've done. the omega raids are even explicitly about cid trying to put on an ASMR tibetan meditation spotify playlist to calm them down but the WOL is unmedicated so it really only makes the problem worse

[kakushino]

All of theseare great like

Wtf am I supposed to reblog?

[joz-yyh]

Throné is my main/fave 💜

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

step one: be extremely depressed during covid-19 quarantine

step two: in your diffidence, leave many half-drunk glasses of water around your apartment

step three: your cat, who is stupider than any other mammal on earth, living or dead, starts drinking from your many abandoned water cups

step four: the cat now believes these are for her

step five: years later, you keep a glass of water on your bed side stand. not such a strange sight. however, it is the cat's glass of water. she loves it. she drinks from it, she sleeps beside it on the bed next to your pillow to jealously guard it from harm, she cries when the level gets too low and she can't cram her little head in far enough to reach the water. when overnight guests are there you have to explain that even if they are parched in the night, they don't wanna drink the glass of water, because that is the cat's glass of water.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp

slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

you know how easy it was to get this picture? i picked her up, smooched her on her little head, put her down on the bed facing it, and she went "!!!! ooomye glase ofwater🥰" and started slurpin

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i tried to tell her she's famous now. she licked me

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i miss you, little bug. be good out there<3

[ttenri]

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[hoina-hysteria-deactivated20221]

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