Larry Grotter

Groovy :: HSC veteran :: Ex.Super Duper :: Psych Major :: you should totally follow http://lemonaiide.tumblr.com/ insta::larrygrotter

[neilaglet]

[shoutoutaday]

shoutout to blood we have a lot of it

[vintagecomputer]

[hollowboobtheory]

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I’m killing you

[choicelessflope]

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

[meetthehelper]

by talos this can’t be happening

[funnytwittertweets]

[orange-marzipan]

[ID: A tweet by @DothTheDoth that reads: "I respect the moon because it controls two of our most precious elements, oceans and wolves." End ID]

[ewaneneollav]

a President makes a new law that anyone shorter than him gets executed but he accidentally makes it an amendment to the constitution so it applies to future presidents too, in the next elections theres a frenzy of people voting for the shortest president so they dont die and this is how they end up electing a 3 foot tall man named Pinwheel Patrick who goes on to become the most tyrannical dictator the world has ever seen

[nerdietalk]

Probably the best gag of the season.

[amiplayingright]

tfw you just need your players to get to the damn quest already

[teamjacobthot]

[teamjacobthot]

@t-e-reynolds ok so boom

smeyer wakes up from a vivid dream on june 2, 2003

smeyer’s dream inspires her to write twilight

twilight gets published (2005) and the books and movies become a global phenomenon

e.l. james writes a bdsm twilight fanfic titled master of the universe

master of the universe is later published as fifty shades of grey (2011)

the fifty shades book series becomes wildly popular

fifty shades of grey gets adapted into a movie (2015), in which dakota johnson is cast as protagonist anastasia steele in her breakthrough role

the fifty shades movie series also becomes wildly popular and dakota johnson’s acting career takes off

dakota goes on ellen degeneres’s talk show, where ellen tries to play dakota for a fool and dakota shuts that shit down

people start noticing that ellen has a tendency to make her celeb guests feel very uncomfortable and is terrible to her employees

ellen makes the decision to end her talk show in 2022 after 19 years

[rightdowntherabbithole]

no because i think we’re forgetting some important history

[dessa-banks]

In conclusion

[cabybapa]

going bonkers at this

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[gooberitis]

[valtsv]

"my wizard castle can move" "my wizard castle can fly" well MY wizard castle has heelies :)

[valtsv]

yo howl? square up bitch

[wacksabbath]

can i show you guys one of my favorite out of context wikipedia section titles

[midiport]

[turtleduckdate]

that phrase like, “he looked at her like she was the sun” has always confused me because most people look at the sun like this 

[freakonakaleesh]

*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*

[freakonakaleesh]

[22nd]

Im selling this image as a free NFT! what youre gonna do is right click and select "save image" from the dropdown bar and then go outside and pour gasoline in your neighbors backyard

[shiftythrifting]

[actuallylorelaigilmore]

It’s really hard to tell the story of a love story that in the end, is still a love story. It didn’t end because they stopped loving each other, it ended because circumstance stood in their way. And that circumstance was their own growth, and that’s a wonderful thing. - Dan Levy