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[superherocorps]

We’ve got the whole set!

It’s 3 generations of chaotic idiot children

S.W.O.R.D: Monica Rambeau, Jimmy Woo and Darcy Lewis

S.H.I.E.L.D: Daisy Johnson, Leo Fitz and Jemma Simmons

S.S.R: Peggy Carter, Daniel Sousa and Jack Thompson

[spider-mandaily]

"In every universe, Gwen Stacy falls for Spider-Man, and in every other universe, it doesn't end well..."

[wadesunderwater]

"The Five Stages of Grief" by Linda Pastan

[three-semicolons]

Dick Grayson I hate you so much.

You troll. You absolute dweeb. Oh my lord.

[papayafromtv]

fed up with Bruce tracking them/invading their privacy in the name of safety, i like to think the batkids pull an uno reverse and microchip Bruce while he’s passed out after a bad patrol injury. they start tracking his phone activity and texting him about wherever he is. bringing up things they know he’s searched for one his phone/people he’s been talking to, showing up at wherever he is during the day and interrupting him just to prove they always know where he is; just overall trying to annoy him the best they can.

issue is, Bruce is just so happy to see and talk to his kids at any point that he doesn’t even notice the breach of privacy, and the kids just end up feeling really awkward about how happy their dad is to see them.

Jason will bring up something in conversation with Bruce that was only privately relayed through texts between Bruce and a colleague, smirking because he knows Bruce is gonna be really paranoid about who’s watching his texts, except Bruce just smiles and happily chats with him for thirty minutes and he’s in a good mood all day because Jason willingly had a casual conversation with him, and when the JL ask why Batman’s in such a good mood at a meeting later that day Jason just goes bright red and doesn’t know what to say because he didn’t realise how much Bruce genuinely craves just catching up with him every now and then.

Dick will stalk him for weeks and wait until Bruce has a really tough busy day at work, specifically so he can wait for the evening where Bruce finally has a single moment to himself in a bar somewhere to relax, and then he busts in loudly sitting down next to Bruce and talking non-stop while ordering a drink, thinking that Bruce is going to be mad because this was his one peaceful moment and Dick ruined it by constantly tracking him. but instead the second Bruce realises Dick’s there all his exhaustion disappears. he gets a really wide genuinely pleased look on his face and happily offers to buy Dick a drink because ‘it’s so rare that they get to hang out!’ and Dick is left floundering because he was trying to be an asshole but now he just feels bad that he doesn’t spend time with Bruce outside of patrol business.

Tim keeps watching him through security cameras and updating him through text on his location in an attempt to make him tired of the constant supervision, but every time he texts Bruce like ‘you just walked into starbucks for the second time today.’ Bruce will just openly smile at his phone and respond like ‘would you like me to get you a drink? i can drop it off at your office if you’d like :)’ and Tim has to give up almost immediately.

essentially i like the idea of the batkids trying to annoy Bruce with themselves, forgetting that Bruce is just a dad who really loves his kids and can’t ever be annoyed by them.

[higgsbison]

happy glorious 25th of may

[niuserre]

For the uninitiated, here's the Wikipedia page on Boots theory.

[elirium]

2026 Tiny Robin Update

[robs-your-robins]

Duke: Question, if Bruce like, dies, who gets guardianship of me and Damian?

Tim: Well, it's sort of up to you.

Duke: How?

Tim: You could pick Alfred and he's the safe choice and Damian will probably go with him but if you really wanted to, for fun, you could pick Dick or Jason or me, I guess. We're all over 18.

Duke: OK, for the heck of it, why would I pick any of you?

Tim: Well, Dick is fun, he would probably be chill but he had the potential to become a helicopter parent so there's that. Jason is... Well, at least you won't go hungry, I guess. And me, well, I'm easy going. I'd pick me if I were you. You have a better chance of staying alive.

Duke: Since I've known you, you've killed three cacti.

Tim:

Tim: Is that anyway to speak to your father?

[squidem]

Dickie boy 🩵

[seilnakyle]

Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (s4) Ep. 200: Lines Crossed

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Okay, I am gonna tell you something about my personal life.

Clark: Really?

Bruce: My personal life is none of your business. The fact that I know things about your personal life is one of the great sadnesses of my existence.

Clark: Sorry about that.

Bruce: And the fact that you’re going to know about mine is exponentially worse, but I don’t see how we get around it because we're all going to be hanging out together.

Bruce: Selina and I are... involved.

Clark: Everybody knows that.

Bruce: Can you pretend?

Clark: Oh, you and Selina? WOW!

[reducingemissions]

I love that was included in a guide on how to draw batman by tim sale because it’s so true 😭

I still have more

[chaoticbatfam]

okay but let’s be real Jason, Tim, Steph, and Cass all give Selina Mother’s Day presents. The tone varies widely tho

Jason: a set of high-end lock picks and a handgun with the engraving “best not-mom” on it, which Selina finds hilarious. He delivers this to her apartment and does not even see her. She only knows he did it because he gave a thumbs up to her security cam

Tim: new Wayne tech for her suit, which he tells her happily with a large smile on his face that he did not pay for whatsoever and totally just took from a table in R&D

Steph: a full makeup kit with cats on it that she bought months ago because the cats reminded her of Selina. No one is really sure if she knew it was Mother’s Day when she dropped it off or not

Cass: an adorable handwritten card detailing Selina’s influence on Cass’ life and how much Cass appreciates it. Nothing has ever come so close to making Selina cry

[incorrectbatfam]

Selina: Things my stepkids have texted me.

Selina: "What's Alfred's actual name?"

Selina: "When does my Social Security Number expire?"

Selina: "My friends are almost here. Make sure Bruce stays in the Batcave."

Selina: "Happy Mother's Day! I Venmo'd you six dollars."

Selina: "I adopted a donkey in your name."

Selina: "Please don't send Bruce. I'm too tired to be embarrassed."

Selina: "Can you bring me my science homework and three hundred dollars?"

Selina: "Can I get lung cancer from smoked turkey?"

Selina: "What's my net worth?"

Selina: "Bruce accidentally posted a story on Instagram."

Selina: "Make sure no one drinks my Red Bull."

Selina: "Send me a pic of your signature. Don't ask questions please."

Selina: "All my friends are there. Tell Bruce to act normal."

Selina: "Will I get in trouble for driving with roller skates on?"

Selina: "I left a hot dog on the mantle. Can you put it in the fridge please?"

Selina: "Are you going to be near a Chipotle today or no?"

[goldfishinaplasticbag]

selfishly, just once.

[likea-black-widow-baby]

Bonus

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. as social media quotes series part 56/? Based on this post by @comicaurora

The rest of the series

[chaoticbatfam]

Jason: *drumming fingers seriously as he stares at the batcomputer security cam*

Steph: *from the couch, where she’s eating chips* any change yet??

Jason: *slightly horrified* no. Not one.

Dick: what . . . are you doing?

Steph: three days ago we switched out Tim’s coffee with decaf

Jason: we thought he might get some sleep for once

Steph: but it’s like he ain’t even noticed.

Jason: *throwing hands up in frsutration* it’s two fucking am and he’s still studying in the kitchen. He doesn’t even LIKE studying

Dick:

Dick: I hate to say it, but—

Jason: *horrified* no

Steph: absolutely not

Dick: —have you considered that it was . . . never the caffeine?

Jason: *stares blankly at camera, which shows Tim finishing a stack of paperwork, calmly taking a sip of coffee, and grabbing another stack* are we sure he’s not a meta. Did we have him tested. How confident are we

Dick:

Steph: OH MY GOD DID YOU NEVER HAVE HIM TESTED??