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savannah • she/her • 21 • woag

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @superidiotsimulator

which scott we talking? the woz? first name tom?

text: Hey all, Scott here!

[superidiotsimulator]

funny gamer show

[superidiotsimulator]

I don't KNOW

[superidiotsimulator]

FLINT AND STEE- FLINT AND ST- FLINT AND STEE- FLINT AND S- FLINT AND STE- FLINT AND STEE- FLINT AND- FLINT AND ST- FLINT AND STEE- FLINT AND STE- FLINT AN- FLINT AND STEE- FLIN- FLINT AND ST- FLINT AND S- FLINT A- FLINT AND- FLINT AND STEEL!

[superidiotsimulator]

game of the year

[dragongirlsweetie]

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

[dragongirlsweetie]

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

[evilwizard]

GET BACK TO WORK

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[thatguyvitor]

She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter

[cosmikazie]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

[superidiotsimulator]

i love to pick things up from the ground using only my foot. i’m going monkey mode

[ultrakillblast]

THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD (1951)

[brucebocchi]

the entire staff at arby’s when i come back for the fifth time that day

[superidiotsimulator]

me when I use the apple notes application to study for my exams today and nothing else I swear officer

[superidiotsimulator]

dear professor,

you see, I want to go to class today. unfortunately, as you are aware, the skeleton,

[superidiotsimulator]

who the hell do yiu thinl you are. coming in and drinking my limes

fuck you ? I'll drink every lime in the world and you certainly won't be the one to stop me. the government will get involved at some point

[superidiotsimulator]

anyway here's a bunch of stupid logos I made with a website

[punkitt-is-here]

Frank Discussions of My Sexuality as a Transgender Woman

[defiantlybouncingonit]

It really is like this

[superidiotsimulator]

I love this guy in the latest "favorite Mario game" Nintendo Today. straight up telling Nintendo themselves that the New Super series is boring as hell compared to anything else and laughing about it. you are my idol, uncredited unnamed Japanese guy

[superidiotsimulator]

okay maybe he's saying he played both games a lot (a slight mistranslation to "if you ignore" perhaps) but I still like my initial interpretation. either way, he's still my idol. look at that smile

[superidiotsimulator]

I love this guy in the latest "favorite Mario game" Nintendo Today. straight up telling Nintendo themselves that the New Super series is boring as hell compared to anything else and laughing about it. you are my idol, uncredited unnamed Japanese guy