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savannah • she/her • 21 • woag

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oh god no please

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everyone keeps telling me I have “no employable skills” well I’ll have you know that I’m really good at speak and fetch and sit

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Welcome to adult life!

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ⓘ You must spend $600 per week to survive.

ⓘ Your job provides $400 per week.

ⓘ You can crouch by holding shift.

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they give me normal pills to keep me normal

normal was the name of that fuckin polar bear in the movie right

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top top ten yen numbers of money;

10. the dolar

9. the fool

8. the moron

9. the fucking moron

5: 0

6: 7

3: D

2: 770000

1: 1500 !!!!!!!

good work 1500 we all knew we could count on you!!! all hail the new leader 1500!!!!!

it’s like a society run by numbers and the top ten numbers are listed by number and then the year’s best number gets to take control

yeah. thanks 1500

[exmoth]

THOG MOBILE

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jax

[tall]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @superidiotsimulator

which scott we talking? the woz? first name tom?

text: Hey all, Scott here!

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funny gamer show

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I don't KNOW

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FLINT AND STEE- FLINT AND ST- FLINT AND STEE- FLINT AND S- FLINT AND STE- FLINT AND STEE- FLINT AND- FLINT AND ST- FLINT AND STEE- FLINT AND STE- FLINT AN- FLINT AND STEE- FLIN- FLINT AND ST- FLINT AND S- FLINT A- FLINT AND- FLINT AND STEEL!

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game of the year

[dragongirlsweetie]

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

[dragongirlsweetie]

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

[evilwizard]

GET BACK TO WORK

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[thatguyvitor]

She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter

[cosmikazie]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

[superidiotsimulator]

i love to pick things up from the ground using only my foot. i’m going monkey mode