selfish sarcasm

alex // 22 // canada.

[filmaticbby]

wow me

[digitalhunk]

this is honestly surreal

[tockthewatchdog]

[psychotic-gerard]

moment of silence for everyone who relied on AI chat bots for research when it’s going around saying shit like this.

[image description: search that reads “country in africa that starts with K”. the featured snipped is from www.emergentmind.com and reads “While there are 54 recognized countries in Africa, none of them begin with the letter "K". The closest is Kenya, which starts with a "K" sound, but is actually spelled with a "K" sound. It's always interesting to learn new trivia facts like this.” /end ID]

[fluffy-critter]

[themysticallovecabbage]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.

Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.

Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

[willfosho-deactivated20210729]

[theearlofsandwich]

[cavehags]

EMMY

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

Happy Pride Month

[commiescummie]

this is how you know this is gonna be one of the greatest movies of all time

[you-will-adore-me]

“WHAT ARE WE WATCHING?!”

[ceevee5]

[brbjellyfishing]

[retrogamingblog2]

I wonder why game freak removed this feature…

[toast-star]

what if we were ibuprofriends :)

[brbjellyfishing]

or acetamenemies :(

[chickenfarmersan]

[fagapult]

Is that what he calls you?

No 😌

[sliversoakley2-deactivated20210]

[mythrilskirt]

and that’s on cream of mushroom soup, sis, okay????

[conch-street]

Companies during disasters

[ltkarinkoenig]

covid-19 commercials

[soufcakmistress]

Lmaooooooo

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[kitsune-kaos]

[pitbolshevik]

"sexualizing or fantasizing about real people is bad" is still my favorite tumblr opinion

[abortionado]

this might've been twitter but i'd like to remind everyone of the subsequent 400 IQ take, "you should ask people for consent before masturbating to the thought of them"

[pitbolshevik]

WHAT

[brainscrewz]

i think i saw that tweet actually! they said specifically that witchy and spiritual people KNOW you're getting off to them and you should ask first lmao. if that's not projecting idk what is

[pitbolshevik]

this is making my brain short circuit

[subconscious-realm]

No. Yes we do know, i receive nasty disturbing visions out of nowhere and when i walk past them again i instantly know as well as them from their facial language. but if they are hot then yes i enjoy it and its not really bad but You Should At Least Ask Psychic Permission beforehand please.....

[pitbolshevik]

i would love to study you

[letmefixthatforyou]

I mean from a witchy perspective, if you know someone has fantasised about you just from walking past them, then that's your fault for not erecting proper psychic wards. It's not some random stranger's responsibility to deal with you projecting your psyche everywhere

[pitbolshevik]

how did this post turn into this what the fuck is happening

[taningia]

[normal-horoscopes]

[We pass each other on the street and my overwhelming psychic power smashes your wards like an egg. You are unable to resist my erotic fantasies about the canadian supreme court.]

[gay-jesus-probably]

...okay cancel the rest of this post please elaborate on wtf you mean by erotic fantasies about the canadian supreme court

because this image is like a barren void of sex appeal and now i’m both horrified and fascinated

[yakotta]

Why is your Supreme Court Santas?

[gay-jesus-probably]

why wouldn’t our supreme court involve mandatory santa cosplay

[mayjorlin]

This post has everything