Welcome to my Hell

I am in a lot of fandoms but mostly I just post Supernatural, Broadway, and self-deprecating memes. I don't sleep. My side blog is @adrimarksthemap, that is all.

[charlesoberonn]

Anti-Mom: You shouldn’t not-complain because there’re always people who have it better.

[charlesoberonn]

Anti-Mom: It’s okay if you don’t finish your plate because you’re only human and the vast majority of food waste comes from corporations and government organizations throwing it away, and not households.

[charlesoberonn]

Anti-Dad: As long as you live under my roof, we will communicate and negotiate the terms and rules together to make it the most pleasant living experience for the both of us.

[captainlordauditor]

this…..this is the addams family

[hoardofhyperfixations]

That’s because the Addams are a healthy family

[ammit420]

in order to lead a happy life im gonna have to disappoint my parents a bit

[maeamian]

Ah, time for my one Pride joke: I was talking to a conservative the other day and they asked me “How come Pride has to be in the summer? It should be in September when the kids are back in school and don’t have to see it” but I pointed out it’s right there in the bible, Pride cometh before the Fall

[maeamian]

The joke is that I would ever talk to a fucking conservative

[drcgonhide]

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The mashup you never thought would work

[dieharddaae-24601]

Congratu-fucking-lations.

[oneforcasual-oneforbest]

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

[theatreortheater]

Why?????

[calamitycons]

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

[junovoltage]

@sillygooseface TORI I’M CRYING PLEASE LISTEN

[sursumursa-deactivated20180131]

Well. That was indeed a thing that happened.

@lindsayetumbls @elisaintime @nellachronism

(Would’ve been better with a different version of POTO but it’s irrevocably stuck in my head so…eh.)

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

Holy shit.

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

[ponyforhire]

I almost scrolled past but I bottomed out at ^ picture.

The judging face… that phantom stance, I was helpless.

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

[toastbutteregg]

this is my life in summary

[superlockdean]

Rules: tag 9 people you want to get to know better. Answer the provided questions.

Tagged by @dionysuswearsanorangetracksuit

Thanks so much!

Relationship status: Single

Favourite colour: Pretty much black if that counts but for an actual colour, Burgundy.

Top three ships: I’m not a huge shipper. All time would have to be Malec. June and Day from the book series Legend. And I can’t think of any other ones really. Like I said, not a big shipper.

Lipstick or chapstick: Chapstick, I have a bad obsession. I have three chapstick on my nightstand, one in my car, and one for my wallet.

Last song: High Hopes, Panic! at the Disco

Last movie: Glass

I definitely don’t have 9 people to tag so here are a couple:

@afandomplace @dont-touch-my-fandoms @anxietony-stark  @rhetoricalproceeds @an-umbrella-day

[valleydean]

ok for 400, i want it to be only cas!! that’s it! just cas!! i don’t want to see a single mf’ing other character on my screen for a full hour unless it’s dean falling to his knees and proclaiming his undying love but also i won’t wait another 100 episodes for that so what are we gonna do here

[winterinthetardis]

Sometimes, I don’t understand the demons on Supernatural.

Like, okay, you can’t cross a salt line. Fine. But they only ever salt the doors/windows.

You’re a demon. Just punch through a wall.

Don’t tell me you’re afraid of a little vandalism.

[wizardshavethephonebox]

 #don’t encourage them

[supernaturalapocalypse]

[oldschoolvillageidiot]

John Mulaney’s doctor said he had never seen his particular hip injury in someone who “just stands there and talks.”

[scarfgal398-deactivated20250605]

It’s like he escaped from an animated movie

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

I desperately need someone who does animation to make some bits of John Mulaney doing his Thing.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[sirfrogsworth]

(Sound is very much required on this one.)

Sometimes food is so darn tasty you gotta sing its praises.

AWOOOOO! 

ʷᵒᵒ

[rangelssss]

the second one killed me

[caduceus-tealeaf]

Can you tell I have been revised?

[cutegaywitch-deactivated2021022]

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

instant cute outfit with minimal effort

it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages

sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable

u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

[aneastcoastbreeze-deactivated20]

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

[cutegaywitch-deactivated2021022]

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

[bitchesofostwick]

me: okay time to jump into the action scene

me: don’t say it

me: don’t say it

me: don’t say it

me: don’t say it

me: don’t say it

me: don’t say it

me: don’t say it

me: don’t say it

me: … “SUDDENLY”

[mlwangbooks]

My go-to fixes for this:

but before [Character] could [verb], ACTION!

[Character] was about to [verb] when ACTION!

but no sooner had [something] than ACTION!

but just as [something boring], ACTION!

BANG!/CRASH!/BOOM! ACTION!

“Character dialogue starting some sentence about–” ACTION!

Character’s internal monologue starting some sent– ACTION!

Narrator starting some– ACTION!

… ACTION!

Why extend your readers the courtesy of a ‘suddenly’ except to vary sentence structure?

[detectivenyx]

One of my go-to fixes is 

“Well, what could go wrong now?” [Character] said. 

As if on cue, ACTION!

[scarlettweaver]

My favorite is honestly just …ACTION!

[augutsy-deactivated20141216]

i LAUGH EVERY TIME I SEE THIS FUCKING PICTURE

ring ring

HELLO??? captain haddock asks, shoving the shower head against his face as water shoots out of it. HELLO??

[minichocolatine]

Ok mais la version française est encore mieux avec “Allô ?” (à l'eau)

[alem-do-sol]

I’m so disappointed that this pun doesn’t translate

[meladoodle]

honestly “you shouldve killed me when you had the chance” is probably the funniest thing you can say after minorly inconveniencing someone and i plan to say it always