stay alive

eilidh, she/they - was i-might-just-leave-soon

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[dogpuppy]

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[fishpondfish]

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

[yourvoiceismycocoon]

[pankendev]

my human vaporizing machine continues to mistify people

[toskarin]

ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun

[fsmilanocortina]

佐藤 駿 Shun Sato (JPN)

2026 Olympic Winter Games Free Skate (186.20)

[fsmilanocortina]

佐藤 駿 Shun Sato (JPN)

2026 Olympic Winter Games Team Event Free Skate (194.86, PB)

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[depsidase]

[constellation-sapphic]

Call me Tumblr the way everybody's confused about my back end

[threedollarsdotcom]

weve decided not to move forward with you at this position because a meteor has hit our office and destroyed the whole shit big mode. we hope your job search goes well

[phlondsbian]

its never fuck my stupid phannie life ever again. my beautiful amazing wonderful phannie life now and forever

[altardream]

come play toyssss. come on!!!!!! come play please 🥺 play toys :[[[[ why won't you play w us..... play toys?? pretty please??? Your God Commands You