Oh Hai.

[thebelchers]

[maswartz]

[memewhore]

[tailornorata]

As long as that mask meets covid regulations I'd say it's valid

[haikuubot]

As long as that mask

meets covid regulations

I'd say it's valid

[computationalcalculator]

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[supersonicsynergy]

Sorry I cant go to your party, I got dumb bitch disease.

[catchymemes]

[johnhocksbur]

Too swole…to control…

[carnival-phantasm]

King

[thelastlightningbug]

bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words “chinese hoax” he’ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that “oh no boo hoo you can’t stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess it’s just not worth extinguishing you”. he’d stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stan 

[jayska-nxl]

Bill Nye has what feels like a valid anti-hero/supervillain origin story. Young, optimistic scientist dedicates his life to educating children about science, but then watch as those same kids grow up to ignore science and continue to destroy the earth. So in a fit of rage/act of desperation he activates Super ScientistTM mode and becomes his superpowered persona and starts killing billionaires in ridiculous over-the-top fourth grade science fair experiment related ways.

Tbh, I’d help him

[aces-to-apples]

Reblog to become Supervillain Bill Nye’s nameless henchperson

[niggazinmoscow]

Important

[ves5el-blog]

“how was your weekend?”

[helpimdedinside]

I want an axe

[jncos]

Who was the man who first salted the slug

What was he thinking to try

Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures

Hoping for one which would die

[woodrider]

Billy Joel - Piano Man

[viola-and-chill]

I hate this site

[autisticm0b-deactivated20200910]

i was trying to compress this gif to make it a discord emoji but. this happened

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

me to my daughter when I take away her yugioh cards for misbehaving: Say goodbye to exodia

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

julian you can’t react to every situation by taking away someone’s yugioh cards

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

oh you think so ren? Say goodbye to exodia.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

as much as i love my job, the minute i get rich, im quitting, buying a house and raising honeybees while opening a solarpunk cafe

[batmango307-blog]

I don’t know what solar punk is but I know I want to check out that cafe rhys

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

solarpunk is kind of a version of sci fi that is optimistic, achievable lifestyle/future that focuses on craftsmanship, community and technology thats powered by renewable resources. kind of a social anarchy take on the future that is both culturally diverse and environmentally friendly! these are a few pieces of artwork thats been done with this concept

[darkmelodies27]

Ah, so OP wants to live in a Ghibli movie. Understandable.

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

UR GODDAMN RIGHT

[lianabrooks]

Yup. 

[jaidefinichon]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

theyre happy to see each other

[efortmanteau]

when you find a friend in a video game with no chat function

[iamthekaijuking]

“Hey what’s all the buzz about projared?”

“He cheated on his wife with commanderholly.”

[w33d-witch]

I just found out the offspring of a goat and sheep is called a GEEP and they’re the cutest lil shits ever I want 200 of them

[w33d-witch]

A baby

VS an adult

[bapestars]

Coool as fuck they have two sets of horns

[weirdo-canniboy-archive]

Goats are associated with Satan and lambs are associated with God.

We have created the official half demon/angel and I’m very pleased

[fozzie]

“the game” is a sleeper agent activation phrase for anyone who was in middle school between 2006 and 2009 and apparently ppl any younger than that are blissfully unaware of the psychological warfare of the game

[digilici]

Tell me what it is

Tell me what it is

Tell me what it is

[the-bi-turtle-deactivated202004]

doesn’t matter, we already lost