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mashton spideytorch can anyone hear me

#5 seconds of summer #5sos #mashton #michael clifford #ashton irwin #spideytorch #this might be my worst joke yet #i’m very serious though

syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joyflameball

the-quasar-hero

“Rappers only talk about their money, cars, and clothes!”

Why might someone from a group of people that historically have been denied access to wealth, now brag that they have it?

“Rappers only talk about sex!”

Why might someone from a group that have historically been denied sexual autonomy now brag about their sexual escapades on their own terms?

“Rappers only talk about drugs and crime!”

Why might someone from a group that historically have been denied the more legal means to acquire wealth and had drugs forced on their community talk about their experiences with it?

#answer quickly

lakemojave

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

lakemojave

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

#recently started taking a hard stance against dogs ngl #like i really don’t give a damn sorry. if your dog is not a service animal i do not want to see it #and i’m gonna get visibly annoyed with you and start huffing in irritation in your general direction and force you to have a bad time #because i hate you

etheltempest

this might be the worst quiz i’ve ever taken (affectionate/derogatory)

what it says on the tin

#habs #i’ll take that ngl #is the maker of this quiz european or european adjacent answer quickly please

so since 5sos brought out the bruins and celtics mascots in boston tonight what are the odds of them bringing out bevo in austin

#bevo is the university of texas mascot btw #the actual longhorn. like the literal steer not the guy in the costume #THIS IS A JOKE I DO NOT SUPPORT THE IDEA OF BRINGING A LONGHORN INTO THAT TYPE OF SITUATION #5sos #5 seconds of summer #boston bruins #????#boston celtics #university of texas #tagging everything at this point idc #eas boston

ferrariisms

trust somebody (will you trust me?) - chapter 11

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

summary: Benny hides out from his problems and learns a thing or two about how important it really is to be yourself, no matter the risk. Much-needed apologies are made.

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GUYS i’m so sorry this took so long!!! i had some crazy ass shit going on and i lowkey nuked myself karmically by making dental stuff happen to benny so this one had to go on the back burner for a while.

#GUESS WHAT I FINALLY FINISHED #PLS GO READ IT

tetitasdelimon

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

#as someone in between jobs rn…. yeah #if one more person tells me to just go into places and ask if they’re hiring

triplet-peaks

childballad58

the “PowerPoint night” was a kind of early twenty-first century literary salon fashionable among the youth of the period

#posts that are thematically relevant to my life right now

mont-ventoux

i must not care about sport. caring about sport is the mind-killer. caring about sport is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the sport. i will permit it to pass over me and through me. and when the sport is gone i will turn and face the sport’s path, and only i will remain.

#me genuinely losing my mind over natasha cloud potentially not surviving free agency #can we like speak to mamdani about this

emotional about 15 years of 5sos today. not much else to say honestly i just love this band

#they’ve come so far :(#5 seconds of summer #5sos