Just one name... like Madonna

Just the blog of someone who probably has more important things to do, but somehow is unable to do them

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[toralei]

stacy’s mom is 10 years old

[toralei]

just fyi the song not the mom

[potc]

[andro-saurus]

I slammed the reblog button

[sketchballchange]

Fuck.

[nymphaticc]

[doomy]

[basketcasemp3]

name a more iconic duo than me and procrastination. go ahead, i’ll wait. 

[thundergrace]

of course you will

[loggednightmares]

I need time and space to be alone so I can overthink things and suffer

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

hmm? what’s that? oh, you don’t like my seeds? *evolves into a fruit that bears no seeds but is now a monoculture that is especially susceptible to pests and disease* how about that idiot 

[boo-boo-the-fool-strikes-again]

Don’t vague post about bananas you scum

[hodlmyvodka]

In Kalinigrad, a pedestrian passed through a car standing at a pedestrian crossing, waiting for the green light.

[sexhaver]

i aspire to be this petty someday

[jokerous]

Batman and Harley Quinn (2017)

[garbidge]

theprincessdiana:

can you paint with all the colors of the wind

[ahrned]

alright picasso calm down

[dragginage]

please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

[holybolognajabronies]

And for ppl who still need to learn and want to learn to cook, check out and subscribe to Brothers Green Eats on youtube. They have everything from how to legit cook everything from off the Wendys menu, off the Taco Bell menu, and off the Chinese food restaurant menu, to all the essentials you’ll need to have in your pantry and in your kitchen, to how to cook on a budget for a week and how to cook for a whole party worth of friends for understanding $10 and $20 – you’ll def be on your Chef Ramsay in no time after fucking with their channel!

[showerthoughtsofficial]

How important do you have to be to have been “assassinated” instead of “murdered”?

[sneppythebagel-deactivated20251]

That is…a good question

[sadakotetsuwan]

If the motivation is political, then it’s assassination. Otherwise it’s murder. You cannot be assassinated by accident.

If a jilted ex murders the Prince of Placeland, it’s just a murder.

If a jilted ex is also a member of a rival political faction, it may be assassination.

If a jilted ex is driving home in tears and accidentally runs over the Prince of Placeland in the middle of the night in a neighborhood where the streetlights are out because of the prince’s questionable infrastructure policy, it’s manslaughter.

[lnane]

Thanks murder side of tumblr

[kingjaffejoffer]

“im getting old” starter pack

“this is way too sweet”

“they’re remaking that movie already????”

“my back hurts”

“wait, people get mad about that now?”

“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”

“hold on let me check my calendar first”

**turns on the radio** [groans]

[thuggums]

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

[zerofucksclub]

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[pr1nceshawn]

Nerdy Relationships: Movies VS Real Life.

[bear-token-with-hexproof]

@asgardian-centaur

[kittyinhighheels]

@thechainguardian

[gholateg]

I was actually worried for a bit when my SO and I started dating, because you’re almost trained to think the left side is gonna happen. And then the right side happens and you’re just like 

This level of happy.  

[kittyinhighheels]

That’s the most adorable thing in the world

[anightmarefantasmic]

[chewymochi-deactivated20230210]

i never noticed how strong that penguins braid game is

[shumbus]

thats a raccoon

[danisontnonfire]

no thats a french braid

[alphakittenx]

“Of course that could be because I’ve got an eighteen-year-old boyfriend with a stamina rune and she doesn’t."🔥

Magnus to Alec (please use this line in the show)