Zangchan The Grape

just blog with some funny repost every now and then : )

[evangelos5647]

[thebattleblog]

a wild egg appeared?

everyone who reblogs it before Oct 25 will get a Pokemon based on their blog in their submit inbox (make sure submit is open!)

happy hatching!

[ceratinus]

boop

[emilyplayzyt-deactivated2017100]

beep boop

[ruined-sketchbook]

beeep

[madamef-er]

❤

[heythere-jackass]

YeeT

[phantomchou-deactivated20191004]

😁 sucker for pokemans!!

[probablyacerpgideas]

Oooo~~

[simplycookingrpgideas]

Ayy

[probablygobletrpgideas]

Blep

[probablysystemrpgideas]

k

[nikplaysdnd]

??

[thisistab]

So my husband is taking a shit, and he has one of those moments. When you roll a natural 20 on perception, but there’s nothing to perceive. So instead, god burdens you with some kind of awful, terrible observation.

He stumbles out into the living room, pulling his pants up, and blurts:

Fezzik, Inigo, and Vizzini are Ed, Edd and Eddy.

And I just sit there in dawning horror like

??????????????????????????????????

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thisistab]

I JUST GOOGLED IT AND THERE IS FUCKIN FAN FICTION

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11783932/1/The-Princess-Edd

THE PRINCESS EDD

[curioscurio]

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic

[curioscurio]

he needs a paint job 

[curioscurio]

im physically nauseous 

[diceprophet]

Bardic School of PUNgeoneering?

Today I, being the pun-loving, shit-posting, tabletop-playing weirdo I am, was infected by a random insidious thought:

Is there a D&D or Pathfinder bardic school dedicated to harming people with terrible puns and cringey wordplay?

We’ve established that bards can encourage, enchant, and distract with their voices, so why not given them the power to make things so awkward and uncomfortable that it literally starts physically hurting people?

The deadliest sub-faction to the Bardic Schools of Pungeoneering: The Dadists. They practice the forbidden arts, and are capable of emitting an aura of constant awkwardness and inflicting countless status ailments with their judgmental words and uncomfortable, probing questions with terrible timing.

I can imagine a combat scenario now…

Enemy: *BLOOD DRIPPING FROM THEIR EARS* “Have mercy! I’m gonna die!” Paragon Dadist: “Hello, ‘I’m Gonna Die.'” *VOICE DEEPENS AND EYES TURN BLACK* “I’M DAD.”

[demilypyro]

Hypothesis: Everything can be linked to Metal Gear through three associations or less.

[mohiko-deactivated20181020]

Oh yeah?! Test this!- Vladimir Putin.

[demilypyro]

Vladimir Putin is Russian.

Revolver Ocelot is Russian. Metal Gear Solid 3 takes place in Russia.

You can do better.

[mohiko-deactivated20181020]

You’re right, that was weak- Assassin’s Creed.

[demilypyro]

Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood had a Raiden skin.

[mohiko-deactivated20181020]

Well fuck- Legend of Zelda.

[demilypyro]

This one feels self-explanatory.

[officialfist]

Donald trump

[demilypyro]

[deadmutation]

[thefrogman]

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

[myurlistoolong]

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

[maythedownforcebewithyou]

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

[alwaysbewoke]

this NEVER ceases to be funny as fuck! “balls of nonchalant steel.” amazing.

[c3rvida3]

Do you ever see an art style so rad that it just blows your nipples clean off and you have to follow the artist immediately? Well, I encountered one such artist, and just went on a forty-five minute Google hunt to track them down because my initial introduction to their work turned out to be a repost.

I reported the repost (and a few others I found along the way), did all that Pinterest dodging to find their actual blog, dug through the blog to find the particular piece I’d originally liked so I could have a guilt-free reblogging experience, and you know what???

The really nice Gravity Falls piece I liked was an isolated incident and the rest of their work is Gorillaz inflation porn. I’m so mad.

[pleatedjeans]

[apertures413thdoctor]

ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

[spookyscaryscary-deactivated201]

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

[hydrostat-deactivated20160222]

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

[completely-dunn-deactivated2015]

ellen page came out in 2014

[durianseeds]

i literally just fact checked this and it’s actually true oh my god

[murrkrow-deactivated20180612]

pirate grandma pirate grandma!!!!

[tripleash]

Is this a gang of lady pirates who aren’t conventionally attractive?

[sketchydoodles]

Jason Rainville used his mum as the model! :D

[rubyrosearchive-deactivated2022]

I’m really fucking happy

So 3 years ago I drew this

I stumbled onto a person’s YouTube channel

https://www.youtube.com/user/ShotsOfLoL

I saw my art being used for an Icon, I was little iffy on not being told so I sent them a message on Twitter

I never expected this but then 

He sent me $100!

This man is my hero.

[shadowfang42]

God Bless

[r-n-w]

There’s lot of debate and explanations about alignment, so i’mma just add this to the pile.

[m86-deactivated20171116]

the most iconic 5 seconds in anime dub history

[saddest-cat-hours]

[botanyshitposts]

look y'all Pokémon eeveelutions are great but eevee has nothing on wild mustard

[botanyshitposts]

[hobrien]

i was going to gif it but then decided the gifs won’t do this scene justice.

[cheese24k]

Call me Maybe preformed with bottles

> This is actually not terrible and fairly enjoyable.

[traveling-magpie-deactivated202]

This is actually really cool and fun and as a flute player I’m vastly impressed.