[catchymemes]

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

384

[catshapedcookie]

[rubyfruitnb]

i attacked S.E Hinton and it was a heterophobic hate crime

[marinashutup]

FUCK

[empress-feferi]

liek dis if u cri everytiem :,C

[kanayathinksmapsaregross]

“I think these two characters, who happen to be the same gender, are in lo-”

“YOURE ATTACKING ME FOR BEING HETEROSEXUAL!!!”

[karla-marx]

one reblog = one attack

[dankmemeuniversity]

[explorerrowan]

They’re also shooting for 100% renewable plastic sources by 2030! All of the soft plant/leaf elements in sets right now and going forward are made out of bioplastic made from sugarcane, and they’re working on getting the regular hard plastic bricks out of that, too.

[lynnafred]

They’ve done it, actually! The full bricks are in the prototype stage now, and are expected to be 100% biodegradable without the need for a commercial compost facility. It’s very cool. Right now they’re testing the durability and playability of the bricks and seeing what needs to be revised/reworked on their final model.

[friedgengarz]

[fullhalalalchemist]

So its that easy huh

[flagellant]

when i was six on the first day of school roll call there was a black girl in my class named LaToya and when my teacher asked if she could call her Lettie to make things easier LaToya looked this 40 something woman in the eye and said "No, you can't." LaToya wherever you are I hope you still are doing amazing sweetie

[normal-horoscopes]

NEVER LET THE WORLD DEGRADE THE INHERENT POWER OF YOUR OWN TRUE NAME

[real-toast]

I know this is very poignant to "'""""" foreign"""""""' names, but my name is spelled different to what people think I guess (I have a french name and I live in the south US) and this one substitute was this mean old lady who INSISTED on saying my name wrong even after being corrected by me and my friends every single time we encountered her (through elementary and high school) and I finally learned after like 3 years of her shit; I'm not going to answer you until you say MY name, not the name you want me to have. She would get pissed but eventually she just started to pretend I didnt exist. I fucking hated her.

People will either learn your name or they will leave you the hell alone. Don't take that shit

[paulruddaily]

Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) dir. Peyton Reed

[therealsongbirddiamondback]

Wait, is the guy screaming the Free Real Estate guy?

[justanothergiant]

It actually IS

[moonemojii]

*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me:

[takkezooi-deactivated20200726]

The disorted version is a million times funnier than the original one… i’m wheezing

[taejoon]

parallels alternatively: jungkook messing with his bros

[eternallybutthurt]

I haven’t stopped laughing at this

[jaimeedarling]

hmmm... there's probably an INFINITELY more humane way to do this...

i get that they're not killing them and they end up fine, but imagine the trauma of you, a mammal, going through a long ass tube, not knowing what's going to happen to you, and you can't breathe. 🤷‍♀️

[itsaruse]

They get misted with water throughout the thing, and it results in fewer injuries than the 'ladder' method. Also, it's a fish. It never knows what's going to happen to it at any point in time throughout its life.

[bacon-dragon]

"a mammal"

[mxnrique]

i feel so bad for all the straight boys that felt like they couldn’t publicly stan the cheetah girls or high school musical. toxic masculinity sucks huh

[xaviormaves]

They were poorly written and directed

[mxnrique]

it’s alright bro. you don’t have to front and let toxic masculinity control you anymore. you deserve to stan high school musical and the cheetah girls!

[jung-koook]

imagine your face say hello to me then all the bad days they’re nothing to me with you

[canadianstuck]

One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

[ournameisfun]

during one of his portland shows, he noticed this like 7 year old girl in the front row and asked her (and her parents) if she ‘is aware that she is physically here right now’ or if she was just brought along. turns out her favorite john mulaney bit is the “and I’m new in town” bit and that she’s seen all his stuff. He was so shocked and discomforted by the fact a SEVEN YEAR OLD has seen his shows, that he couldn’t get through a bit about donating to charity without interrupting himself at least three times to import good life lessons on this small child, as if that makes up for all the horrible things he’s said that she heard

[sammysausage]

When I saw him in Ft. Lauderdale, there was a bar in the lobby that people kept leaving to go to. At one point, a guy in the front row just got up and BOOKED IT to get drinks. John Mulaney looked over at a woman who was next to the empty seat and asked, “Are you with him? What’s his name?”

She was, in fact, with him, and she did tell him her date’s name. John Mulaney considered this, looked around, and unplugged his microphone. Leaning in to us, he told us that we were going to trick this guy so fuckin hard. He said, “At some point during the show, I am going to stop and say, ‘Well, you guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale,’ and then you guys are all going to scream back ‘WE LOVE MILKSHAKES!’ He’ll be so confused.”

He then continued on with the show as normal, the drinks guy returned to his seat, and that was that for quite a long time. We thought he had forgotten about it until, at some point during what I believe was his McDonald’s drive-thru bit, he shrugged his shoulders and said, “You guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale…”

Naturally, we erupted with “WE LOVE MILKSHAKES” and John Mulaney SWUNG around to face the drinks guy and said, “I bet you’re real confused now, huh, JASON?!”

[windyvalleyzone]

ah so john mulaney is a chaotic neutral cryptid

[jxhn-mulaney]

i saw him last night and there was a good ten minute interlude where a woman told him everything she found wrong with his suit, including that his pants were too high waisted to which he replied “that’s where my hips are” and someone in the back shouted “look at that high waisted man he’s got feminine hips!” and he yelled back “that’s my joke! i’m offended!!”

[mimibtsghost]

JUNGKOOK ATE DOG FOOD *Facepalm* | Cr tr twt veautaefulkook

[samwilsondaily]

#captain america you are fine as fuck

[aangarchy]

I’m so happy he was still able to make an entire business out of the cabbage cart and get a statue in Republic City, what an icon 👏🏼

[ghost-church]

[aangarchy]

ALALDKKSKDZ BEST ADDITION TO THIS POST 10/10

[imgoingtofighttheocean]

U kno what???? Honestly?? All jokes side about the Duolingo owl, Duolingo is one of the only language education services I know of that doesn’t charge for the full course and I really think we don’t appreciate that enough in a world where knowledge is severely (and increasing) restricted based on income. I just went through the app store and downloaded every language app I can find, and the only two that didn’t charge hefty subscription fees to access all the lessons were duolingo and memrise. Support free education.

[dankmemeuniversity]