Pratfall Into The Diamond Life

My mum ships me with Kim Mingyu so I guess we’re dating now Ally || 29 || they/them

[serenedash]

This fan fic shit is easy

[sonypraystation]

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

[robcanvas-deactivated20180718]

[sonypraystation]

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

[officialcrow]

they beat jesus with that

[kronkk]

happy good friday

[inkgoblinz]

it is FANTASTIC 💜

[sreegs]

[kitttenteeth]

heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver

[pukicho]

people who take hot baths are practically begging to end up in a witch's stew.

[strange-aeons]

I absolutely am.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

a doordasher bringing mcdonalds to a group of four 25 year olds who have the exact same arrangement as the grandparents in willy wonka and the chocolate factory

[literallyaflame]

“afab chests aren’t inherently sexu—” please say breasts please just say breasts please please please stop throwing the term “afab” around say tatas say titties say big bahoona bazingoroos if you must

[literallyaflame]

not to be that guy but if you’re talking about breasts, say breasts. if you’re talking about pregnancy, say pregnancy. you don’t have to bend over backwards coming up with wacky shit like “uterus-having pregnancy-carrier” or “afab presenting nipples” to be more inclusive. half the time, it’s not inclusive anyway. so just be specific. a person with breasts can simply be “a person with breasts.” it’s easy, it’s fun, it’s free

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[marshmallowlamb]

I fuckin’ love this comic. Makes me smile like crazy every time it pops up.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[memewhore]

[ivy-michaels]

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

[ivy-michaels]

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.

[moonrpg]

die girlies reading this 🥰

[moonrpg]

oh my god I meant in a german accent I did not mean to wish death upon girlies

[punkrock-bottom]

The girlies reading this post

[trufflesmushroom]

wait isnt gender over today

[trufflesmushroom]

buh-bye now

[beaft]

if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

[acidhues]

[catchymemes]

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]

Why would you hide this in the tags?

[goatsgomoo]

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Voting ended onFeb 10, 2024

[5feet-of-anxiety]

Oh this one is broken broken