Hey this is me

I am half man half skeleton

[turnupthestrobe]

[vintage-tigre]

[skygenders]

[whitedad-deactivated20180114]

when i say im good at something i mean i suck slightly less at it than the other things i suck at 

[homoidiotic]

Thats a new one

[brostateexam]

[ashleyjizzdale3]

[segamascott]

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

[originalitysquared]

Wild how no one made announcements like this about P.Diddy when his trial was happening.

Wild how abusive artists like Micheal Jackson can have biography movies made and not a single mention of accused abuses or the subsequent trials will be mentioned.

Hmmmm I wonder why people feel the need to explicitly condemn women and any action they may have possibly been a part of (like inviting a shitty guy to your wedding) yet do not extend this same behavior to men in the same industry who commit abuse and atrocities on a much larger scale 🤔?

[segamascott]

yeah i hate concentration camps because i hate women you caught me

[bowelfly]

shronks

[haaarpb]

havent drawn a self portrait in a while

[sirpuntine]

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[rivetgoth]

Where’s the Hunter S Thompson we’re at war now quote Bring me the Hunter S Thompson we’re at war now quote

[rivetgoth]

1 week post 9/11

[relelvance]

[galileosballs]

Let's say I really wanted to reduce the number of children who die in car accidents. Car accidents are really bad, right? Nobody disagrees about that. And it would be much better for both the environment and the kids' health if they spent more time walking, or taking the bus. Perfectly reasonable. More cars off the road, safer roads, fewer kids getting hurt, healthier kids. A win-win!

Therefore, let's ban children from traveling by car and require all cars to have a scanner on the door that scans the government ID of everyone who gets in the car to make sure no kids are in there. After all, kids get hurt in car accidents all the time! We need to ban this right away!

[izzetheking]

I JUST LEARN BEES MAKE MUSTARD?!?!?!? now i dont hate em!

[izzetheking]

im freeking out!

[00000000000000z-deactivated2022]

happy Mother’s Day to these two queens

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[pacificrim-archive]