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sigmabateman -> surgerysexualiser

rip sigmabateman 2021-2026 might bring you back if i feel like it but fly high king 🕊️

apas-95

In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.

despazito

#the lol i lmaoed

miamaimania

Iceland, 1965 by Ernst Haas △ Fire as pure color field

i-miss-clouds-i-miss-byler

(sorry the picture is super blurry 😭)

surgerysexualiser

charlie: i cant find the original sway lake recording i just have no idea where it could be hidden

ollie:

#STILL OJE OF THE FUNNIEST POSTS IVE EVER MADE

culkinzzz

rory culkin in scream 4 (2011)

#come back to me charlie wanker..... i miss him every day..... pookie bear........#rory culkin #scream 4

im so excited to see my boyfriend

shlock brain hurt

not his name.

shamrock going proper mental innit

omegaverse

not even his name.

#classic

surgerysexualiser

I don't even go here like im not a musicalshead anymore and idk anything else about the show but that bit from see im smiling where she gets mad as hell I cannot stop thinking about...

surgerysexualiser

you know what makes me crazy im sorry can i say this you know what makes me nuts the fact that we could be together here together sharing our night spending our time and you are gonna choose someone else to be with no you are jamie that's exactly what you're doing you could be here with me or be there with them as usual guess which you pick no jamie you do not "have" to go to ANOTHER PARTY with the same 20 jerks you already know you could stay with your WIFE on her FUCKING BIRTHDAY and you could GOD FORBID even see my show! and i know in your soul it must drive you crazy that you won't get to play with your little girlfriends No I'm Not NO IM NOT but the point Is jamie, that you can't spend a single day that's not about you and you and nothing but you marvellous novelist you isn't he wonderful? just 28 the saviour of writinggggg you and you and nothing but you miles and piles of you pushing through windows and bursting through walls en route to the SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY and I....

#it's SO peak....

I don't even go here like im not a musicalshead anymore and idk anything else about the show but that bit from see im smiling where she gets mad as hell I cannot stop thinking about...