Born for the Blue Skies, We'll survive the Rain

Just a face in the rainy streets of the Emerald City.

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

[dan-draper-deactivated20190415]

tempting

[musingsofahistorymajor]

https://twitter.com/northumbriana/status/846454474654781442

[little-scribblers-heart]

There’s this feeling I sometimes get watching humans do the cool things that humans have been doing for thousands of years. It makes my chest expand and my heart thud and I love it. I love this.

[keliana856]

@counterpunches

[spectralarchers]

I’ve seen that ship sail into port while they sing and it is one of the most beautiful experiences I have ever witnessed.

[pleaseexorciseme]

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

[jackironsides]

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

[ryrosryhoe]

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

[bonepoem]

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

[jukebox-head]

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

[cryptiboy]

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

[wintersoldierfell]

What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.

Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.

And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.

Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.

[randomthingsthatilike1]

Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?

[thechy-fychannel]

I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job

[mjalti]

why does using someone’s name in conversation feel so intimate, like the way a touch feels gentle as someone is fixing ur hair or brushing out a stray strand

[mjalti]

someone: *uses my name to address me* me: oh my God, i am a physical entity… …..

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via striderepiphany)

[akeelahandthetea]

this one is never not funny

[grandboute]

Terre des Same - Sapmi kart

[allysonthebookworm-deactivated2]

Wise words from one of my favs 💕💕

[mannenyuki-deactivated20201115]

[thetenderpassion]

[karawaltersuniverse-deactivated]

take a note fellas, chicks dont want dick pics. we want gundams

[drunkcyclonus]

we want giant fighting robots 

[tigerbun]

Megas XLR was right: Chicks dig giant robots.

[luckycavy117]

genuinely share your interests with people you’re interested in

[mydadisindianajones]

It’s not about “illegals stealing our jobs,” it’s about not being white. If anyone tells you otherwise they are lying.

[sadburgerboogie]

There are like 50,000 undocumented Irish nationals living in the US.

It’s not about immigration. It’s always been a race issue; they don’t want us “undesirables” here because they think we’re a stain on their lily white country.

[karmic-punishment-deactivated20]

As if the soil wasn’t already stained and bloated with the blood of Native Americans the colinizers slayed to steal this country in the first place.

[unthrifty--loveliness-deactivat]

YES ^^

[hellokaren]

guys i’m sorry but we’re getting close to the 2-year anniversary of when “spider-man: homecoming” filmed outside my apartment and i had to explain to security ppl that i lived across the street and t*m h*lland was so sweet and said hi and apologized for the traffic delays and told me to get home safe despite me pointing to my building 15 feet away and he was like “yes but you have to cross the street! be well!” and waved to me as i went inside oh my god am i gonna cry again

[miszbehave-deactivated20191228]

it be like that

[mikerichrds]

10.19.15

[kuutamosonaatti]

White Night Magic

[catpda]

how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. 

when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could.

now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happy

i love cats!!! 

[catpda]

im so glad my little Foofy has touched everyone’s hearts… she luvs you all

[princesstigerbelle]

I love this story

[kolmaskerta]

in finland, we don’t “sue” you, we “challenge you for justice”

[nowendil]

and “court” is “the stool of doom”

[unirytmihairio]

[dogsandtheirbuddies]