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Happy 100th birthday to the great David Attenborough, and let's remember, amid all the recollections of his many contributions to nature and knowledge, that young Attenborough could definitely get it.

#david attenborough

sculderand-mully

skinner gets so tired

#the x files

dailytxf

THE X-FILES | 6.03

#your honor i love them #the x files

mobius-m-mobius

Blanc and his Watsons 🔎💕

pealeii

#benoit blanc #knives out #glass onion #wake up dead man

cookinguptales

out here every fall like "no, the haunting of hill house isn't about ghosts, it's about the way that Nell's abuse, repressed sexuality, and desperate desire to be loved have manifested in extreme psychic phenomena that she can't entirely control! it's about the way that women bury their desires so deep that they fester and become malignant! it's about constricting yourself tighter and tighter until you become like the singularity that precipitated the big bang, until you become an awful force to be reckoned with, whether you want to be or not! it's about deciding whether to accept truth or safety! authenticity or happiness! it's about being driven to madness by the knowledge that the real world has no kind place for you, no safe, sane place where you belong, and so you choose the house, not sane, as your eternal resting place! it's about! dreams! even larks! and katydids! are supposed, by some, to dream! and without her dreams of love and power to retreat into, Nell can only live!!!!! not sane!!!!! in the house!!!!!!!!!

AND WHATEVER WALKS THERE WALKS ALONE."

queerofthedagger

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

#ugh

allsonargent

Moira Rose + vocabulary

#catherine o'hara #schitt's creek #moira rose #legend

sculderand-mully

she says this to mulder every chance she gets

#the x files

clown-alchemist

You'll be minding your own business watching the x files and then bam. Gillian Anderson prettiest woman on earth. okay now back to the aliens impregnating zoo animals

alethianightsong

Ok, so in the original Bram Stoker novel, sunlight is not lethal to Dracula. He just loses most of his powers. I'm bringing this up cuz I want a horror comedy where the hero, sensing dawn, tears off the curtains as a last-ditch effort only to have the vampire go "Aw shit, there goes most of my fancy powers. Guess I'll have to beat your ass the old-fashioned way" then proceeds to just deck the hero cuz a vampire at half-strength is still a fucking vampire.

aetherograph

Last ten minutes of the movie is the vampire just beating the shit out of everyone to I'm Walkin On Sunshine. I would watch this.

trellanyx

Alternatively -

Hero: Ha! You have no powers!

Vampire:

silkwhim

4 dabloons

silkwhim

geneticdriftwood

honestly? abandoned/on indefinite hiatus/very slow to update fics, even and especially AUs and longfics, are often some of my absolute favorites. and people who refuse to read them are missing out!

for one, stories don’t have to be finished to be enjoyable and worth reading. but also? an unfinished fic is a whole little universe that just keeps on existing in my head! their world stays alive for me in a way that doesn’t always happen with fics I binge read and finish, and i love it. i don’t know how their story ends, so it just keeps going! and even when those stories DO update and finish years later, they’ve been in my head for so long that they stick around like old friends.

so to any author with unfinished works: thank you SO much for sharing what you had without waiting to finish it first. you’re just giving me the gift of getting to spend more time with your story and your idea. if you do update again someday, i’ll be delighted to jump back in! but if you don’t, just know a little piece of your world still lives on in a beloved tiny terrarium in my brain. i promise i’m taking good care of it :)

i don’t normally ask this, but if this resonates with you please reblog it, so it can reach the authors who need to hear it <3

homunculus-argument

Work isn't vibing with me today. Does anyone have pictures of small wild animals being gently grisped by human hands, unharmed but looking very displeased about it. Like little birds and small mammals being held like this.

chasescookieboo

homunculus-argument

I'm glad that this was the post where everyone understood the assignment. Great work from everyone in the reblogs, but you get a bonus for having two!

suspecteddragon