becoming easier and easier to do this because there are only like four episodes now
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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roma★
occasionally subtle
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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we're not kids anymore.
Claire Keane
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Jules of Nature
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Origami Around
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Misplaced Lens Cap

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becoming easier and easier to do this because there are only like four episodes now
9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason
9/11 could never happen today because it's January
how it feels to be slightly tipsy while someone explains the rules of a board game that takes months to understand
Add more lightning and fear to the creature’s eyes and it will feel more accurate
I LOST A BET SO IF YOU WANNA BLAME ANYONE FOR THIS, BLAME @suspectsassafras OK????
Ahem. Anyway. My friend and I watched zootopia 2 and were talking about how fucking weird the plot twist was, how it felt like it wasn't even the same person anymore, and so we came up with this. I don't know either. We're calling it fire keeper au btw.
Yesssss heheheheh 😊😝
tarot reader: draws the tower me: thats bad isnt it tarot reader: draws the tower again me: uh oh tarot reader: draws boeing 767
Skinny people who bitch about "not being able to find clothes" must realize that there is a crucial difference between "slightly baggy" and "its impossible for me to wear this". You can find clothes just fine, you want to feel sorry for yourself.
remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate
he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there
... much like something else i know of
Anyone remember basketball? — what happened to that ? Where did it go?
it rolled under the bleachers last week and no one's been able to get it out :/
Well ,I can get it if you ask me . With my long hand
ill do whatevers necessary
accidentally going to the for you tab on here is so scary. this isn't my beautiful house. these aren't my beautiful mutuals.
sometimes your mutual is there but it's like meeting them in a scary forest or haunted castle where the hallways shift and move perhaps
The most American thing that has ever happened
inb4 “that doesn’t look like a bald eagle” congratulations! you have been fooled by the juvenile plumage of the bald eagle. this man rescued a teenage idiot bald eagle. with a gun.
Oh to have an America that does this instead of what life currently is. I want to be able to enjoy “man saves eagle with gun 🦅”
We need socialism just don't call it that. Call it "real american freedom" and let people believe that it's just a cool new form of patriotism. If anyone calls it socialism just tell them "No it's not, its true patriotism, and you just hate Americans!" And we'll slowly drag this shithole country back into something that actually fucking works
last night i dreamt i was gifted a burlap sack containing with all the varietys of sting rays in the world. for some reason i decided to enjoy these sting rays by taking each one of them out while lying in bed. i would hold each one up to my face to look into their eyes. when i held the final one its eyes opened and they were huge and catlike and it started biting my hand and then i realized i forgot to put the second to last one down and it started biting my other hand. finally i shook them off and ran to my computer to google "stingray bites poisonous" and the results were just the words "its fine" really big letters
the biggest bullshit everrrrr is when people say "men and boys are punished for crying whereas women and girls are validated and comforted" it's such bullshit people will literally see a woman crying and call her an evil manipulative bitch
I'm not sure fandom babies understand how much info they generally get on fics on AO3. Especially the ones who complain about certain kinds of content. TIME WAS YOU COULD NEVER KNOW IF THERE WOULD BE SHIT YOU DIDN'T LIKE IN FICS.
Like, okay, take this header from a fic I loved in LotR fandom back in 2002, on the LotR forum/website I preferred:
That provides... essentially no info on what's actually in the fic, y'know? It's 6 chapters and appears to mostly be about Frodo and Pippin, and it's rated G, but other than that, take a risk, right?
Or take this header on Livejournal for a fic I posted in 2008:
This was actually an extremely in-depth fic header at the time. There were a lot of people who didn't bother adding notes, word counts, or even characters of focus. "Warnings" was an optional entry, and I only bothered adding it bc the fic had significant spoilers for an episode that had aired recently. There are other things I'd tag on it now, but those weren't "tagged" at the time by most people.
I'd show off an FF.net header but I can't actually get the site to load tonight.
Like, it was controversial that a fic challenge community I was in on LJ in '07 or so took down a fic someone submitted because they didn't warn for sexual assault. Because we had no rule about being required to warn.
And some of y'all bitch that AO3 allows thoroughly-tagged content that you can easily avoid and not accidentally read, and if you accidentally read it bc it's not tagged, you can REPORT it????
Nah. Fuck that and fuck you. AO3 should not censor content posted to it, but I have not seen a fic in YEARS that doesn't have more info about the content of a 100 word drabble than I would've ever given for a 4k word fic back in the day. Not because I specifically had bad habits, but because WE DID NOT PROVIDE THAT INFO AT THAT TIME.
Sorry just. I saw something earlier today being critical of AO3 and just. Y'all don't understand how good you have it. You really really don't. And on the one hand I'm glad that you always had this quality of tagging, but on the other fuck you for acting like it's not fabulously thorough for asking if there's common triggers in it.
i love when fic writers who have clearly never tried any kind of alcohol in their lives try to write someone drinking bc they're always like
"he ordered a tall glass of hard liquor. after three large glasses he was feeling tipsy" like babygirl i can't be sure but i think u just sent this man to the hospital
"the amber liquid tasted sweet" bestie i can assure you it did not