My non-existent life.

Welp

[essence-of-armbarring]

still home alone on a Friday night? don’t worry…

you’ve always got someone to dance with…

just as long as you remember these yakuza…

[im-a-tnuc-deactivated20181220]

I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….

American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?

Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

[lizzystarlight]

the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan

that’s your answer

[mymindsecho]

For reference:

That’s JUST Texas.

[pukicho]

When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”

[regularlesbian]

op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op that’s a reasonable question do you understand geography

[amandabe11man]

leave europe alone you fucking colonizers

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.

[ghost-cassette]

“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers” Should we tell them?

[xphilosoraptorx]

[byeronman]

if yondu were still alive then that battle in wakanda would’ve ended in five minutes tops while no diggity played in the background

[nico-robin-official]

Yondu died because he had the most overpowered ability and could solo the entirety of The Avengers without even moving.

[see-arcane]

#thanos: u shouldve gone for the head :)#yondu: yeets his musical arrow straight thru t hanos’ skull (via @mechalesbian)

[beckyhop]

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, TOMMY WISEAU HIMSELF UPLOADED THE ENTIRETY OF THE ROOM ONTO YOUTUBE

AND IT’S FREE

[churrocrossing]

So my sister gave me this idea and I just…

[prozdvoices]

before and after you discover the subreddit for a hobby

[thefunkyweapon]

[h0odrich]

shoutout to all my insanely talented people forced to put their passion on the back burner to work bullshit jobs in order to support themselves

[retrogamingblog]

Custom Kanto Gameboys made by Zoki64

[abyssalbadlands]

generation 1 glitch aesthetic

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

i DEMAND that each and every one of you see this cat

[cartawo]

Boss…

[ryankhudson]

BONUS

[jvgsjeff]

friendship goals

[blademode]

I Wish I Could Turn Into Bowser So I Could Kill My Bus Driver

DFB9-0000-001B-B5E3

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

I gazed long Into the eye of my dream And felt nothing

[one-in-lemillion]

Nintendo:

Me:

Nintendo:

Me:

[suzuya-pls]

@lucina-isabelle

[ultrafacts]

Source

Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[majikkant-deactivated20180504]

The picture in the background of the second one

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

Tama is boss

[ultrafacts]

[cat-fandom]

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

[ultrafacts]

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

[retro-geek-deactivated20220412]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

[karinanotcinerina]

Beautiful.

[system-fail-ure-deactivated2021]

Now I’m crying thanks

[sapphic-matriarchy]

and a new cat was hired right?

[clarenecessities]

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

[beasti]

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

[lafayettelabaguette]

Law

[tooiconic]

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

[sighinastorm]

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

[linkislost]

a legacy

[suppermariobroth]

A man in a Mario mascot suit helps a steamroller operator destroy a shipment of illegal Game Boy games seized at the border in the Netherlands in 1994.