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Poor as fuck. 25 Idk what im doing.

[greghatecrimes]

House drugged that coffee btw

[meraarts]

It’s even better than that. He didn’t drug that coffee, but the other one, the one he isn’t offering to Wilson. He did this because he (rightfully) assumed Wilson would not trust him and ask for House’s coffee instead.

Also noteworthy is that when Wilson drugs House through coffee this very same episode, he does it by drugging the offered cup, because he knows House would never even think to suspect him.

They are insane.

[hyumjim]

House was sort of like Death Note if there was no death note and Light and L were just coworkers and best friends with sexual tension

[reactionimagesdaily]

[batman-katflap]

Bruce forwarding Wayne Enterprises advertisement emails to Tim for him to deal with only to realise too late he's actually been sending them to Jason.

He only finds out as he's driving down town and sees a giant billboard reading 'Wayne Enterprises. Our CEO is getting plowed by Superman. Can you say the same for yours?'

Suprisingly, the share price goes up.

[pintobordeaux]

[sam-and-crystal]

[loveallthegays]

[egberts]

2011: haha!!! i’m so addicted to tumblr!!! I’M NEVER GOING TO LEAVE!

2014: i want to leave but i cant…. why did i take that vow to never leave….. how do i get out of this eternal hell…

[egberts]

[rarecollectibles]

Really rude of Star Wars to not have any scenes of the very canon Jedi temple gala… guess I’ll do it myself…

Keep reading

[shittilydrawing]

iruka: justice….IS BLIND *slap*

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[hydaen]

aminals

[pennypaperbrain]

Much as I adore hippos, this is undeniably just. (via @persian-slipper)

[sadhoc]

imagine the most meanspirited, unlikeable, rude, bitter, self centered, negative person you can think of. not a rapist, not a murderer, not an abuser. just a charmless, tactless, dyed in the wool asshole you wouldn't want to spend two seconds with. now assume they get sick, not with the flu, but with a long term, serious illness that limits their ability to provide for themself. a society in which that person is left to die alone because nobody likes them on a personal level is a failed society.

[sadhoc]

and the thing is, no matter how likeable or charming or cute you are, peoples' patience runs out. the friends who drop everything to rush you to the ER the first time you shit blood tell you to stop being so tmi the fourteenth time. people might give you a couch to crash on the first week after your shitty ex kicks you out, but by week eight, you better have another place to stay. people run out of time, patience, money, compassion, energy. there needs to be an impersonal option, a real safety net that isn't going to dump you when you become inconvenient

[theslowesthnery]

Surprised some people think the moment you're over like, 25, that your interests turn to dust like a vampire in the sun

it's especially funny when you see the people who say that kinda stuff get older and their idea of the cut-off age just kinda moves further and further back. like they're 20 and they say "if i'm still into fandom at 25 i'm killing myself", then when they turn 25 it becomes "anyone over 30 and in fandoms is a fucking loser", then when they're 30 it's "lmao imagine being 35 and in fandoms"

they just keep moving the goalpost and at no point does it occur to them that maybe they could just. not do that? at any point they could stop making up arbitrary rules to shit on strangers over and just mind their own business, enjoy their own fandom experience without trying to ruin it for others

[asgardian-viking]

I just think how funny it was that I was delighted when i found a 40 yeard old still into fandom, and it made me less afraid to grow older, because i could dedicate myself to the thing i love no matter what

[theslowesthnery]

big same, back on livejournal there was a fanfic writer i followed who was very open about being over 30 and i adored them and it made me realize that i didn't have to give up my interests and stop creating fan art when i turned a certain age, that i could just keep on playing video games and reading comics and shipping and drawing as long as i wanted and found it fun. this idea that so many under 20-year-olds (and even over!) have these days - that fandom belongs to them and is only for people exactly like them and everyone else needs to leave, even if they need to be bullied out - is so foreign to me and seeing people not only being shitty to people who're just enjoying themselves without doing anything wrong or bothering anyone, but also shooting themselves in the foot like that - because whether they like it or not, they too will grow older - is so sad and i do no understand it at all

[anexperimentallife]

The first major modern fandom as we know it (as in, 20th century or later, had distributed fanfic zines, dedicated groups, cosplayers, etc.)--the Star Trek fandom--was started, and initially driven, to a large degree, by women in their 30s. Bjo Trimble and her husband are now in their 80s, and still active in fandom circles. (In case you don't know the name, this was the couple behind the letter writing campaign to save the original series.)

[teashadephoenix]

^^ I remember learning about that when I was in my late teens and feeling an overwhelming sense of calm come into my soul. Like many other young people, at the time I had a friend who was in her 30s writing fanfic with me, and it was

a, enormously liberating to realise that you didnt just give up all your joys when you got older and

b, a huge support bc intergenerational friendships are so goddamn important to a full and wholesome development of a person.

youngs, please stop being ageist. if you’re very very lucky, you too are gonna be an old one day, looking at the youngs with a fond frustration when they say stupid shit and deep affection when you recollect your young days. but it won’t have to be a sad thing. nostalgia can be a warm thing if you hang onto the things that make you happy.

[soberscientistlife]

It's not your fault. You deserve sick days.

[kipplekipple]

I went out with 3 of my friends today. I found a place that claimed to have wheelchair accessible walks, and we went off the path, and my wheelchair got stuck a thousand times.

We laughed so hard, and they pushed me (I can't propel myself very far) and we took photos and we laughed more and we went through mud and fine sand and thistles, and then we ate croissants at a café and when we got back to the car we had ice cream and

I wish I could go back to my child self and show them this day. I wish I could say, One day you'll be part of things and people will be glad to have you around, and they won't complain about pushing you up a steep grade or through a bog, and they will want to hear your shitty jokes and when you gasp and say LOOK A BABY BUNNY they will stop to look and it will be exactly as magical as you're imagining now.

You can find a place where you're appreciated and loved and supported. You can. I believe it.

[kari-hehe]

[msburgundy-but-worser-deactivat]

mythbusters was so good because it wasn't a killjoy show. they didn't just say "see, it doesn't work" and leave it there

whenever they find that the stunt doesn't work as portrayed in the movie, they immediately ask "what would it take to make this happen?"

[disclaymore-deactivated20230920]

“we know it takes this amount of explosives to work, but what if we doubled it anyway?”

[oldschoolvillageidiot]

Some myths I'll always remember:

* Are elephants scared of mice? (They only did that because they were in Africa and had access to elephants.)

* Will a bull run amok in a china shop?

* Is it better to run zig-zag or straight when chased by an alligator?

I love these because NONE of them turned out the way they expected. They went into all three with pre-conceived ideas of how it would go, and each time they "failed." Elephants WILL cower from mice. A bull moves very gingerly through a china shop. It doesn't matter how you run because ALLIGATORS WON'T CHASE YOU.

And each time, they reacted with just... pure glee. "Holy shit, we were wrong! Oh my god! This is great! We were so wrong!"

And that, to me, is what science is. Being excited about being wrong because either way it's information.