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New "POV: LQG opened his mouth again" just dropped
Shen Yuan, who opens his eyes and has just transmigrated into some strange demon deep in the Endless Abyss. Well, GREAT! He's a demon, and while he's not OP, if he behaves and doesn't mess with Binghe's women, maybe they could even be traveling companions. Cool! Incredible!!
It doesn't take long for him to find Luo Binghe in the Abyss some time later. He leaves a trail of carnage... And he's speedrunning!! Ignore the wife and solo plots, just mow down monsters and charge forward! He's awesome!
Shen Yuan tries to avoid the red flags that the stallion protagonist isn't, well, forming a harem. Maybe he would form later, when he had more power!! He's not exactly sure in which narrative arc are.
However, his days of watching Luo Binghe through the shadows are soon over. Luo Binghe catches him!! He has obviously noticed Shen Yuan following him. What does he want? Is he looking for him to kill him?
Shen Yuan ducks out a bit, but ultimately decides to impart his honed Abyss 101 knowledge from months of Wiki editing. He disguises himself as a demon who has been searching for a way out of the Abyss, and he knows that he can only do so with Xin Mo, but he knows he doesn't have enough power to wield it. So, he will tell Luo Binghe where the portal-opening sword is, if he allows him to travel by his side and accompany him when he leaves!!
... It's very easy to become travel companions after that.
Luo Binghe is suspicious (of course he would be!! After all, who wouldn't be?!) but he's nice when he's not on his monster-killing rampage. Shen Yuan kills minor monsters, but in reality, he might be getting into more trouble than he should... spiritual flora, ancient artifacts! Luo Binghe should collect them and become more stronger with them! Shen Yuan rambles a lot: he talks about flora, beasts, monsters, demonic history, he throws out fact after fact of PIDW backstories that never got fleshed out from the old demonic civilizations, banished kingdoms, people literally turned into black jade statues...
Luo Binghe seems to find it irritating that he's talking at first, but actually... It's like he can't stop looking at him afterward. Shen Yuan guesses that he must be considering getting rid of him, sometimes: Luo Binghe looks at him with an expression of dismay and doubt. It's like he's searching for something in him. Like he sees something familiar, but Shen Yuan finds it ridiculous. Bah!! As if there's something familiar about him to some random NPC in the world!
One day, after several weeks of traveling, Luo Binghe asks him: "Little Demon. Do you have a name?" And it's not like Shen Yuan has introduced himself, but he considers saying "Shen Yuan" to him not to be wrong.
After that, Luo Binghe... gets worse? He also becomes a little more talkative, which is good, they can have conversations. Shen Yuan enjoys learning little things about his favorite character: how he likes tea, what he misses most is not water or clean clothes but being able to cook with spices, his favorite food, his mother's favorite recipe, about his life on Qing Jing Peak...
That's when everything goes to hell.
A kind Shen Qingqiu? What the fuck? Luo Binghe speaks about his Shizun with more passion than he has spoken about Ning Yingying or any other person or thing. That he had had this horrible qi deviation, but right after, he had been so kind, giving him medicine, a new cultivation manual, fair training, even letting him live in the bamboo house! For the past few years, Shen Qingqiu had practically spoiled him: the best missions, all the running of the Peak, he was basically the head disciple in all but name.
That Luo Binghe had fallen in love with him. Deeply, devastatingly. And Shen Qingqiu had pushed him into the Abyss when his heritage was revealed. However, Luo Binghe will not doubt! He will leave the Abyss, return to his Shizun, and show him that his heritage does not determine who he is. He will become a righteous cultivator and will have his respect to reach his heart.
OOC! So OOC! What the fuck!? Where was the scum villain!? Why is Luo Binghe gay now!? What weird fanfic did he end up in!? Actually, Shen Yuan supposes, well. That means at least he wouldn't destroy Cang Qiong and all that. Wow. Dramatic but calm ending. A better world!! And worse for him, being a demon. Maybe Could he find a way to disguise himself as a human? He believes he has already won Luo Binghe's friendship and sympathy. Maybe he'll even help him to disguise.
Revelations are a rare thing, but Shen Yuan guesses, it's okay. They continue their travel, collecting flowers along the way (for real, not meimeis) who improve the cultivation, and occasionally fight for their lives. Shen Yuan has defended himself very well with his claws so far, but Luo Binghe teaches him how to use a sword, and it's nice to have one.
Shen Yuan has drawn a map, more or less: it is the path that must be taken to reach Xin Mo. He knows that some of those places will be more difficult than others; he explains to Binghe many times that collecting things to strengthen him is necessary: it's a waste of time for him to meet with his Shizun now, but he'll be grateful! He'll need to get strong fast!
Shen Yuan shamelessly takes advantage of all his knowledge of the plot: he teaches Luo Binghe everything he knows, all the weaknesses of the beasts, all the strengths of certain flowers or roots. However, the more Shen Yuan teaches him over the weeks of their travel together, the more Luo Binghe seems... weirder. If he looked at him too much before, now it's incredibly worse. Sometimes he even asks extremely specific questions and seems frustrated when Shen Yuan doesn't answer exactly as he expects. Once, even, when they are crossing some paths surrounded by magma and the heat is suffocating, Binghe improvises a folded fan of leaves for him, and he seems clearly aggrieved when Shen Yuan's first instinct is to fan Binghe!
Luo Binghe is a frustrating little creature who seems to be testing him. Constantly. Shen Yuan assumes it's normal, but still!! He thought he had the protagonist's confidence!! Something seems to sparkle in his eyes when Shen Yuan stops halfway to explore a forest of giant mushrooms and talks at length about the properties and, above all, about the mole-squirrels who get high off their asses biting mushrooms, and he even seems fucking frustrated when he offers some weird herbal blend similar to a bitter tea and Shen Yuan accepts it just out of politeness because it tastes awful. It's like they're running in circles!!
Still, they continue on their way.
There is still a large stretch of the map to go, which Shen Yuan translates into a few more months of travel, when they are cornered by some beasts. They're horrible, disgusting spider-beetles the size of a fucking elephant; it's an unfair fight, seven against two, and even with their swords the bugs are fast, their legs sharp, and Shen Yuan is too exhausted after hours of only being able to defeat two of them.
Luo Binghe fights majestically, but even so, there is one thing Luo Binghe cannot fight: being outnumbered. And when Shen Yuan sees the giant insect's attack at Binghe, his only instinct is to get in the way.
The insect's leg pierces through him. It doesn't quite touch Binghe, but Shen Yuan isn't even aware of the pain from the way his nerves have been ripped apart. He's stunned, disoriented, and only a moment later Luo Binghe enters that desperate berserk mode that the protagonist only got once every two hundred chapters. The horrible insects fall, and Shen Yuan doesn't even know why he's still alive.
He supposes that dying while Binghe is fighting is a bit anticlimactic. He's in a pool of his own blood and he's sure that not even the blood parasites will be able to regenerate any of it. He's dying, he knows it, and from the way Binghe drops to his knees beside him after defeating the insects and holds him, Binghe knows it too.
"It's okay," Shen Yuan manages to speak, weakly patting Binghe's face, "follow the map, leave the Abyss and meet your Shizun. I bet you'll scare him to death, but hey. You're a great boy. A very good one. Show him there's no one better than you for him."
Luo Binghe holds him. Shen Yuan is aware that there were blood parasites in his food months ago, but oh well. Nothing can be done now. It's too much.
Actually, he wants to say something else, something other than a pathetic goodbye talking about how the ex-stallion protagonist should go after his Shizun's bone, but while he recognizes that he is dying (he already died once, damn it, he recognizes death) a blue screen flashes in his head.
[ Recalculating data... Correcting recipient... Downloading files... Importing... ]
[ Bugs fixed! ]
[ Returning the Host to his main user... ]
At the exact moment Shen Yuan dies, Shen Qingqiu wakes up in Qian Cao with a gasp, suddenly touching his chest where a second ago he had felt a hole that pierced him from side to side. His head hurts, his muscles burn, and someone definitely screams in surprise because a bunch of disciples call out to Mu Qingfang and, damn, it's fucking chaos.
He's apparently been in a coma for the past eighteen long months since the Immortal Alliance Conference. A qi deviation? No one knew. It was as if he were just asleep, but nothing woke him. His vital signs were normal, low, but active. Except for Without-a-cure, there was nothing else in his spiritual veins, and Without-a-cure could not cause his current state.
Now, with a huge headache, Shen Qingqiu remembers. He remembers not only the last year and a half with Binghe in the Abyss, but his last years as Shen Qingqiu. And he remembers that, just after of pushing into the Abyss, the fucking System COLLAPSED! Damn SHITTY AI! And Shen Qingqiu believed that he was really going to deport him back to his body even if he pushed Binghe into the Abyss! ... But he hadn't. Just to a random demon's body until the system repaired itself.
The story he tells to Mu Qingfang about the qi deviation after Binghe was swallowed by the Abyss is as good as any. So, Mu Qingfang finally lets him rest until he recovers, and Shen Qingqiu accepts it.
During the Abyss, he had been... Free, somehow. He had no memory of being Shen Qingqiu, and he hadn't had to pretend to be anyone else. It had been the greatest freedom he had had since he arrived. Fuck, he has a lot to think about. How, above all, what the hell he's going to do now that, damn it, he knows Luo Binghe has somehow fallen in love with him. Fuck.
... Well, at least the other transmigrant on the scene will surely have something to say. Eighteen months in a coma! Ha! Shang Qinghua wouldn't even know what hit him.
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Thereâs some poetic irony in Shen Jiu, hated and percieved as an arrogant, spoiled young master, getting posessed by an actual spoiled salted fish type second gen, who everyone actually ended up liking for the kindness and lack of outwardly harmful coping mechanisms and behaviours that came specifically from og SQQâs past as a slave
lets rest in a patch of sunny grass with mama
"mobei-jun's intervention"
I think sometimes people don't take Luo Binghe's fear of Shen Qingqiu leaving him seriously enough.
It's easy to dismiss it as LBH being dramatic, because we all know how much SQQ loves him and is absolutely smitten with the man, but his shizun literally killed himself. To get away from him.
They COULD'VE talked it out. To LBH it was something that could've been solved by two words from SQQ, all he had to hear was that his shizun didn't hate him, and he would've happily gone back with SQQ and returned to their life like it was before the abyss.
But instead of communicating and working through this, SQQ self-detonated, and once the whole story is over and LBH realizes his shizun never hated him, he has to confront the fact that SQQ would literally rather kill himself than talk to him.
No wonder Binghe needs constant reassurance, he probably still feels like he's married a ticking time bomb. SQQ, talk to your husband!! Otherwise he's gonna cry, and rightfully so!!!
hehehe kissies for bingbong
sometimes I feel a tad guilty tagging Shen Qingqiu as Shen Yuan when I know that he fully embraced being SQQ and possibly is even happier doing so
but then I have to remind myself that this is the game I'm playing every time I make or interact with a post regarding him or the other person who uses that name:
SQQ inspired sketch i started doing to look all deep and mysterious but grew tired of
Svsss shitpost where modern Shen Yuan shows Liu Qingge games on his phone and Liu Qingge is appalled by the people in the ads who are playing the game wrong
in an ideal world yue qingyuan always picks shen jiu up early from his job as a university lecturer in the middle of the week (yue qingyuan finishes his Very Important Man work early on that day - he's on the university's board of directors - because he has to pick shen jiu up. shen jiu is a passenger princess) to take him to his therapy session. it's incredibly emotionally taxing for him and yqy knows this and is sooooo proud. he never asks questions, always just silently makes sure shen jiu knows that if he ever wants to talk about anything, qi-ge will listen. and afterwards, when shen jiu gets back in the car, yue qingyuan gives his thigh a silent, loving squeeze and then takes him to get boba and for a mani-pedi, which yue qingyuan happily pays for and sits silently reading a newspaper while shen jiu chats with the girls in the salon.
In general i think that Shang Qinghua deserves to get baby trapped without even having sex potentially but is so used to his shit life and being overworked that he's just like bro I always feel nauseous. I always have a headache. My back and chest are never not aching. Its fine.
And then he looks at his waist line and goes wait something is off. At 7 months in.
Medical Marriage! Cumplane! AU
This AU starts with the fact that Shang Qinghua and Shen Yuan definitely knew each other when they were alive. They were friends, though neither of them knew who the otherâs online identity was, and when Shen Yuan was 22, he asked SQH to marry him for A.) tax purposes, B.) so Shang Qinghua wouldnât end up homeless, and C.) so that when Shen Yuan finally died, Shang Qinghua would pull the plug (He knew his parents wouldnât be able to, and he couldnât bare the idea of making his siblings do it).
They are very platonic, but it is very important to know that no one else knew they were platonic. The entire Shen family thinks that they are together, his mother had basically adopted Shang Qinghua, his father and older brothers had all given Shang Qinghua the shovel talk, and his little sister had Shang Qinghuaâs number on speed dial.
After they realized the other had also transmigrated with them, they started resuming their old friendship, and they confuse everyone around them. Most of the Peak Lords are trying to figure out what is going on, Yue Qingyuan is giving Shang Qinghua a death glare whatever Shen Yuan has his back turned, and no one has ever been able to figure out what they are. (Some An Ding disciples start a betting pool about it, and within a year, all of the peaks are involved)ďżź
However, one day, Shen Yuan gets hurt on a mission, not deadly injured, but unconscious and in bad shape. When Shang Qinghua hears about it, he immediately comes and starts giving instructions to Mu Qingfang, slipping into the same pattern that he had when they were on their first life. ďżź
When someone asks him why heâs making all the decisions, Shang Qinghua, who is caught up in the odd mixture of panic and dĂŠjĂ vu, nonchalantly says âI married him, and that means I get to make medical decisions for him when he is unconscious.â
Everything explodes into chaos
Just thinking about LBH before trying his sect plan worrying if it will work and deciding to test things goes into SQQ dream and appears as righteous cultivator only...SQQ is just standing there terrified.
LBH freaking out because Shizun is scared? he can feel it all throughout the dream and no! It doesn't matter what he does Shizun won't accept him!
SQQ suddenly seeing things go weird and Ohhhh he's dreaming, so Binghe is still in the abyss...he's just dreaming of him... oh he finally dreams one that's not a nightmare of the abyss and Binghe is sad.
LBH being pulled out of his freak out by Shizun instantly patting his head and dotting on him and...what? what's happening?
He's just sitting there clinging to SQQ whose patting his head and praising him and talking about the abyss and he knows about Xin mo? he's apologizing about the abyss?...That he knows way more about than he should? What does Shizun mean sword mound? He's not eating? He misses his cooking?? SOMEONE CALLED HIM A WIDOW???
SQQ just praising this dream version of Binghe because he's finally having a dream that's not pushing him into hell he's making the most of it.
He dismisses all the system pings as a part of his dream to. Why would Binghe be satisfied or happy hearing any of this from the scum villain.
It's only after he wakes up and...why...why is the system active again?...where did all these points come from??
Oh
Oh no
Meanwhile LBH is vibrating with happiness and debating going straight to Qing Jing peak or beidenapping Shziun and making him empress.
Qing Jing means he gets to see Shizun now, no responsibility of ruling, he'll have more time with shizun...
But if he bride naps Shizun no annoying rivals tasking up his shizuns time and he gets to show Shziun off as an empress...
Decisions, decisions.
Back on Qing Jing peak SQQ is still screaming.
We all know this bit from the Jinlan chase right after Binghe has slammed Shen Qingqiu into the wall, of course: "Under the streaming moonlight, Luo Binghe looked even more peerlessly beautiful, as if his silhouette had been carved from ice and jade. He pressed very close, and he spoke with slow deliberation. "After so many years of separation, we meet amidst golden wind and jade dew, yet Shizun incessantly calls someone else's name. That truly saddens this disciple a little.""
And we get the footnote that the bolded line is from a poem about the Cowherd and Weaver Girl, right. Let's forget for a moment that Shen Qingqiu has his "Binghe is so hot" moment right after being chased down and slammed into a wall. Let's look at Binghe. Binghe, who just slammed Shen Qingqiu into a wall and is now quoting from a poem about separated lovers meeting.
Here's the poem by the way, by Qin Guan: Through the varying shapes of the delicate clouds, the sad message of the shooting stars, a silent journey across the Milky Way. One meeting of the Cowherd and Weaver amidst the golden autumn wind and jade-glistening dew, eclipses the countless meetings in the mundane world. The feelings soft as water, the ecstatic moment unreal as a dream, how can one have the heart to go back on the bridge made of magpies? If the two hearts are united forever, why do the two persons need to stay togetherâday after day, night after night?
I suppose we can forgive Shen Qingqiu for not even giving us an assumption of Binghe using that line sarcastically, because he's having a stressful day and an even more stressful night. But I sure wish he would've put any attention on it! Your disciple is quoting romantic poetry at you!! Also, Luo Binghe is bold as fuck, just straight up quoting from a poem like this, even if it's from a less "obviously" romantic line.
It's still from a poem about separated lovers meeting.
(Imagine him quoting this for himself to Shen Qingqiu's corpse during those five years... hoping for that reunion with the person who's so far away...)
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