I really like ducks

Well hello there, I'm Lauren. I'm kind of awkward. Team spicy. Music, books and tea are my favourite things in the world. All Time Low. PANIC! At The Disco. Nevershoutnever. Mayday Parade. Macklemore. Taylor Swift. Supernatural. Sherlock. Word. 7.

[thepositivecattitude]

Mother cat with kittens came to meet an old friend.

[star-anise]

I can’t believe we’ve already found the best animal video of 2016.

[glenn-griffon]

That is too adorable. You can tell the mother cat actually does trust the dog just by her body language. Typically a mother will watch her kittens closely and be very protective of them, here she completely trusts the dog to play gentle with them. This is just too damn cute.

[glyndarling]

When he bops the kitten and looks up at Mom to make sure he didn’t overstep!

[thesweetpianowritingdownmylife]

The dog is trying to make himself as non-threatening as possible!!

[mikleos-deactivated20160315]

i hate when you’re outside and the sun

[victini]

You can control white people by giving them cheese

[0ndo]

cheese is so good tho

[victini]

I got one

[lookatmeheyoverhere-deactivated]

Lady Gaga invented Dance music in 2009 but Cascada’s Everytime We Touch is like the early cave paintings in France of Dance music I don’t know what the fuck I’m saying here but you know what I mean. You know.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Reblog to cast a spell that’ll seal away the influence of 2016 and make 2017 a great year.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Double reblog it to cast a curse on Trump.

[seriousjones]

a centaur, but the human part is replaced with the front half of lightning mcqueen

[lesre]

[brbjellyfishing]

who made us like this

[lord-ofbears]

what was the name of the fish my geology teacher called “bad dude” because i put bad dude in my notes and have no idea what the real name is

[lord-ofbears]

update: 

this is the bad dude

it’s called dunkleosteus and it’s basically a tank with teeth

[lizawithazed]

that is one bad dude

[sundrenched-smilez]

slam dunkleosteus

[wordsnquotes]

I’m not everything I want to be, but I’m more than I was, and I’m still learning.

Charlotte Eriksson, Everything Changed When I Forgave Myself (via exploratives)

[theoldness]

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

[lady-dainty]

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

[wearejustvisiting]

guys guys guys

‘osteoporosis’ is a disease in which bone mass decreases

so they mean fucking

“Bone Atrophy”

[weloveshortvideos]

how 2016 went

[dumbledorathexplora]

so many people posting negative shit about 2016 being crap like every year like… its january….chill

[dumbledorathexplora]

……..nm

[billy-old-deactivated20181202]

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

LMAO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

[urbanfuck-deactivated20130915]

anal sneezes are cute as shit

[urbanfuck-deactivated20130915]

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

[urbanfuck-deactivated20130915]

this is not what i want to be remembered for

[twitterlols]

[khylee]

Psychology is a beautiful thing.

[psych2go]

Interesting! 

[sktagg23]

Dr. Seuss was not even in the general area of fucking around.

#everyone thinks of dr seuss as some sweet old guy who wrote kids books and made up cute words#little do they know he was the most hardcore political motherfucker to ever draw cartoons for newspapers of all time basically#he was of german and jewish descent and got bullied a lot as a kid#then he grew up and drew cartoons for the school paper#and when he got fired for being to fucking real for the paper to handle he made up a new name and KEPT SUBMITTING THEM ANYWAY#BECAUSE HE NEVER FUCKED AROUND FOR A SECOND#DID YOU KNOW DR SEUSS DID A FEATURE LENGTH DOCUMENTARY AFTER WWII ABOUT HOW WWII WASN’T ACTUALLY OVER AND THE NAZIS WERE STILL ALL AROUND#IT WAS CREEPY AS ALL FUCK AND MORE HARDCORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW#IT WON A FUCKING OSCAR OR SOME SHIT#HE DID KIDS BOOKS ON A WHIM HIS REAL TALENT WAS DISMANTLING FASCIST REGIMES WITH ADORABLE BLACK AND WHITE SKETCHES OF TURTLES#OH YEAH AND YURTLE THE TURTLE WAS ABOUT HITLER#AND THE SNEECHES WERE ABOUT SEGREGATION#SO FUCK Y’ALL AND YOUR CANDY-ASS VISION OF DR SEUSS

[samjoetemple]

Holy guac

[theonion]