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[fruitshake]

trans guy who finally figured out his name, about to come out in the funniest way to his friends: hey guys can i be frank with you all

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[tooies]

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

[funeralprocessor]

ancestral form of touch grass

[blessyouhawkeye]

he's the funniest person i know

[funnytwittertweets]

[bauliya]

everyone's like wehhhhh why doesn't doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that's been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test

[bauliya]

"it's medical malpractice" have u ever been a doctor? most medicine is malpractice. let the man limp around chewing vicodin doing 50 invasive tests please

[clodiuspulcher]

Once Taub (derogatory) derisively said about a patient with unexplained chronic pain “7 doctors couldn’t find anything wrong with him, what does that mean?” and House replied without even thinking “it means they’re idiots” and proceed to work his ass off to diagnose the patient Taub wanted to write off as a faker or something. If a doctor had said that when that patient was ME, I wouldn’t dream of suing them in a million years

[kryptonians]

Did not expect House discourse in This Year Of Our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty-Two.

[bigtonguebiollante]

[joshlovesyou]

[boota]

bowser texting bowser jr

[catasters]

[catgirl-kaiju]

<- TOILET THEY CAN

BUT! NOT

CATS 🚫 GET OUT!!

🚫 PAST

HERE!

KEEP

CLOSED!

[valklynightyrie]

[jumex]

I love talking and I can’t wait to find out what I say next . Personally

[tkyle]

[pendraegon]

a pleasure to have on the dash

[firegf]

u could kill someone and girls would be like no literally i get where ur coming from

[funnytwittertweets]

[nicejewishguy]

This is my favorite onion article title bar NONE

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[zykova]

[killue]

PLEASE DO NOT buy the BTS meal if you don’t stan them. You’re preventing actual BTS fans who have waited for months from having the BTS meal experience. Eating the sauces without understanding their significance is literally cultural appropriation and it’s not okay.