welcome

hey im clare and the internet is better than real life

[areyououttonight]

[swolizard]

[thighetician]

Also, Jedi fight dickheads all the time, it’s a core part of the job. Fuck this kid been watching

[swolizard]

[sandandglass]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

nobody likes to die at the hospital

[hydro-homies]

It’s like peering into my own life

[whitepeopletwitter]

[expelliarmus]

[valtsv]

[senorita-patita]

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

OZAI CHALLENGED HIS 14 YEAR OLD SON TO A WHAT

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

ZUKO GOT HIS SCAR FROM WHO

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

yknow what? mr. firelord i am inviting you to meet me in the fucking agne kai pit and i do not care that i am not an expert firebender and will be facing you with nothing but my wrath and my 2 fists i am going to die historic + i WILL go down calling you a bitch and a chode. thank you in advance.

[jumpingjacktrash]

i challenge ozai to agne kai and i’ll be bringing a 12 gauge shotgun. did you just say that’s not fair, lord puppy kicker? grand high bullies the little children? say it again, i want to record it for youtube.

[justafictionlover]

Uncle Iroh ghostwrote this

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I can’t tell if op was discovering this for the first time or woke up at 3am and suddenly remembered how terrible Ozai is.

[malamente1992]

[oppa-homeless-style]

[mean-and-gay]

[oppa-homeless-style]

[gunn1337-deactivated20181204]

Human communication truly is incredible.

[memewhore]

[10knotes]

Can’t put my finger on it but some of these don’t seem quite accurate…

[weatheredlaw]

Hey guys. This is my new best friend. I’m making a cake.

I made my batter from scratch, and I made a strawberry yogurt frosting.

Cannot wait to see what this weird little guy looks like.

[weatheredlaw]

The lamb is done. The lamb is cooling.

[weatheredlaw]

the lamb did not come out of the pan very well. features have been lost. frosting may be needed to rescue the lamb.

[weatheredlaw]

Behold. My son.

[crowzi]

hey op do you take criticism

[weatheredlaw]

i do not, and please don't speak to me or my son ever again

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

my son

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

[sixthrock]

is your dad a tragic 19th century French author

[labias]

Oh my god

[headspace-hotel]

depression: kill yourself

Me: kill me yourself you coward

[dragontribeadventures]

Damascus was a bad man at the vet and was very bitey so he got put in the lizard straight jacket for his x-rays.

[followthebluebell]

Imprisoned for his crimes

[bitchycode]

Call now

[archanean-knight]

[bardqueenofgallifrey]

so a racist got utterly demolished in less than 30 seconds on the New Zealand morning news on Monday and it’s one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen

who knew a white guy could be capable of such an iconic response, he knows what’s up and is having none of that shit, every other white guy take notes tbh

[han-j1]

I love that he said Pakeha

[littlereddove]

Can someone write what its being said in this?

[kc749]

Male co-host: We have had a whole heap of feedback regarding Te Tai Tokerau MP Kelvin Davis’s proposal to institute a prison run on Māori values into New Zealand. He’s looking at potentially establishing this prison up north. It isn’t Labour policy just yet, it’s just an idea of Kelvin Davis’s. And this has been really really divisive on our Facebook page this morning. (sarcastically) Here I think we have the single greatest email, the single greatest message we have ever had on breakfast.

(clears throat deliberately) “’Janice’ says: Good morning. I’m sick of hearing that Māori need different treatment. If they don’t want to live in our society, then maybe we should put them all on an island and leave them to it.”

Male co-host: “Janice. That is LITERALLY what happened! That is the history of our country. Last I checked, Māori WERE on an island, they were left to it, and then Pākehā (Māori term for white New Zealanders) turned up and look how that worked out. But thank you very much for that brilliant insight. Goodness me. Unbelievable. Unbelievable, they actually-“

Female co-host: “Actually, you can’t even get angry, you just actually need to laugh and then screw it up and put it under the desk. Just when you thought-“

Male co-host: (mimicking letter) “’Put them all on an island, leave them to it.’ Yeah. What a great idea that is Janice.

[dancinbutterfly]

I really need “What a great idea that is, Janice.” to be a meme filled with those stupid complete cognitive dissonance bigoted statements.

[johncribati]

[vbartilucci]

Janice is clearly Karen’s Kiwi Cousin.

[kontrazvedka-deactivated2019031]

[mommy4sissyslut]

this fucking tea

[dreadedloreenkid]