Warning: may contain Porn. Lots of Porn.

Hey I'm 25 and bi. There's rarely any porn. Russian warship, go fuck yourself #BLACKLIVESMATTER

[kyoko-neko-deactivated20250429]

Facebook wins

[softchad]

*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

[gertritude-art]

the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass

[adorablecake]

The Original

[woost46]

Wait, actually the original? This post is historic

[huffylemon]

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

when i was a kid we had a santa cookies plate with a black santa on it (me and my family are white) so i assumed santa was black. my mom told me the thing where santas at the mall and stuff arent the real santa but they just work for him, so seeing white santas in other places never made me question it.

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

literally the north pole ^

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[stimman4000]

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[ofcabbagezandkingz]

[heatandapathy]

“Oh, that’s pretty nice. And it looks like something I could dra-”

[thetattedstoner]

Witchcraft

[dbs-scans]

4 more After-school Hanako-kun anime shorts are planned to release in Fall 2024, with Season 2 of Toilet-bound Hanako-kun airing some time after!

[mutant-distraction]

[littleguysdaily]

[beardedmrbean]

[ophilosoraptoro]

Behold! The printing titty!

[sunder-the-gold]

I normally tag these posts “specific ass machines” after a minor meme that blew through Tumblr, but I was tempted to tag this one “specific boob machines”.

[ahallister]

(Artist meow25meow seems to have had their Twitter account nuked and I cannot find any other original source to link to.)

[beardedmrbean]

This is a incredible addition to my post here. It looks like they've remade on twitter over at "Meow25Meow2" so awesome news there.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Female presenting machines

[midnitemakrel]

God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees

[midnitemakrel]

BOY THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE AS A DRAFT

[cipheramnesia]

[hanavbara]

retro jujutsu kaisen 🩸😈 #呪術廻戦    #JJK

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

[amazoogle]

no.

[amazoogle]

[saintends]

Did you just DeWalt my fucking white

[absurd-tiny-bee-in-space]

@hotwngz

[dogwise]

junji itō was so right when he said this

[dogwise]

this too

[froginakettle]

junji ito was right about everything actually

[deliciest]

Last month I've received a Patreon request asking me to draw my OCs in Halloween costumes and I ended up drawing a whole comic about it 😂😂😂

[magicalshopping]

♡ Bread Shaped Erasers ♡

[oviids]

i’m screaming Xena caused the Ides of March

[caparrucia]

God FORBID women do anything!