were it not that i have bad dreams

jacqueline, she/her, 27, anarcho-communist

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[charl0ttan]

tshirt that says objects in tshirt are exactly as far away as they appear

[pavizi]

two-face

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character 2026 — Round 1

Who is sexier?

Konora

Worm:AI/Actor.B!Rootkit AKA Worm

Voting ended on5h

Propaganda

Konora (Riley Hopkins And Their Amazing Friends: The Legend of Zelda: Oath to Ordo):

What if a rude woman begrudgingly accepted the power of love and friendship into her heart to try and save the kingdom from an evil queen.

Worm:AI/Actor.B!Rootkit AKA Worm (Calazcon: The Farm Upstate):

What if Hatsune Miku was a gremlin hacker who could also pilot a Gundam? That’s worm, a sentient computer virus who’s programmer mysteriously disappeared so she just kind of went to work for the R&D squad he used to be a part of.

Art of Konora courtesy of @charaznablescanontoyota.

[revryebread]

holy shit we're going to do it

[swampert]

you know what i don't have so much pride that i won't discard it to encourage people to vote for my oc in a tumblr poll.

she's what if ganondorf was a shy but rude trans woman. she's got a quiet confidence that can sometimes edge into boastful condescension. she's very tall and very wide and can easily sling you over her shoulder to carry. she can't sing but she understands just as well as anyone that in this world music is magic and so will try her fucking hardest. she can use warlock punch at any time. and YES there is a special thief girl in her heart and YES they are trying to use all of their power and wisdom to crush the myths of empire in their fist until all of those illusions fall away, but that doesn't mean she has no time for love.....

vote for konora and it will please my heart forever.

[ostolero]

how did we exist as a society before mambo no 5?

[ostolero]

consider the discordianism law of fives

[weaselknievel]

hey what's up guys we are Pasta Sauce and we are so pumped to be playing the White Tank Top theatre tonight

[segamascott]

[zangoonse]

a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

[zangoonse]

the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option

[bippus]

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

[dorkhellbside]

[killue]

you have a headache because you have powers

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[sun-moon-talia]

batman is one of those characters where i can read one of his comics and think “man. what a great guy. despite all his paranoia and obsessive tendencies he has a deep love for humanity that pushes him to make the world a better place. i don’t understand why so many people hate him.” and then i read another one of his comics and i think he should die in a glue trap

[elliespectacular]

Happy 24-6-01!

[shivroy]

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[janmisali]

pick whatever option the person you're following who reblogged this post didn't pick. if they didn't say in the tags what they picked or if you're seeing the original post and not a reblog, pick at random instead.

first option

second option

Remaining time: 3 days 18 hours

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character 2026 — Round 1

Who is sexier?

Konora

Worm:AI/Actor.B!Rootkit AKA Worm

Voting ended on5h

Propaganda

Konora (Riley Hopkins And Their Amazing Friends: The Legend of Zelda: Oath to Ordo):

What if a rude woman begrudgingly accepted the power of love and friendship into her heart to try and save the kingdom from an evil queen.

Worm:AI/Actor.B!Rootkit AKA Worm (Calazcon: The Farm Upstate):

What if Hatsune Miku was a gremlin hacker who could also pilot a Gundam? That’s worm, a sentient computer virus who’s programmer mysteriously disappeared so she just kind of went to work for the R&D squad he used to be a part of.

Art of Konora courtesy of @charaznablescanontoyota.

[revryebread]

She's a seven foot tall grumpy woman with a situationship pirate girl that follows her around. She stole the triforce of power. She's got it all