Majestic, in a beady-eyed, homely way

Stumpy. Any pronouns. Adult. This is my main. I'm also poisionheadcrabsalesman.  It's mostly the mountain goats and random stuff here. Let me know if you need something tagged. Please be normal. No Racists, Terfs, Exclusionists, etc

[casgirl]

If you want to blog about phm you should be required to make at least 5 Rocky posts a day. You can’t be a phm blogger and just post about Grace. Drop and give me 15 things you love about Rocky and they MUST be genuine. I can tell.

[casgirl]

That’s what I’m fucking talking about.

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[8syntheticanimal8]

[problematicghosty]

you’re allowed to be a boy btw. You’re allowed to be a girl. You’re allowed to be both or neither or something else entirely. You’re allowed.

[anglaised]

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

[tigerdrop]

tell me why this box of lightbulbs is calling me names

[footlongdingledong]

idk man not to sound like a cartoon hippie but if your entirrrrre blog and dash is about how the world sucks and everyones bigoted i think you are going to give yorself brain worms

[footlongdingledong]

"ah but all of this is important and true and if i dont reblog all of this important stuff waga baga THE WORMS! THATS WORMS! THE BRAIN WORMS!

[footlongdingledong]

i do not think you are doing activism chief i think what you are doing is sitting in your room flagellating yourself expecting something to happen

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[longseasons]

mutuals we've known each other for so long and I'm ready to meet your parents.

[idkimoutofideas]

everyone needs one friend who has tiktok so they can send you the good edits without having to download the app yourself

[achillesinhighheels]

[frankencain]

something you have to understand is that sometimes a three star film is better than a four and a half star film and that's just the way it is

[i-am-bic]

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

[esmeralda-anistasia]

#STOP SAYING 'PLATONIC' WHEN YOU MEAN 'CASUAL'#RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE PLATONIC AND ABSOLUTELY DERANGED

[swamppossum]

I won't speak for everyone's experiences but tumblr's insistence on if you even mention suicide in anyway you get institutionalized is not true*

*yes it depends, yes there are screeners for ideation vs plan vs means plus all the details. saying I want to die is different from im going to hang myself in a hotel on may 27th

yes it needs to be taken seriously, yes the current systems in place suck and hurt vulnerable people, no it should not continue to be this way, but the normalization of jokes on here about oh yeah i have suicidal ideation I can't do anything about it, i can't seek help, all i can do is joke and wallow on tumblr, that doesn't help people out of the pit

i miss earlier tumblr culture where it was more sjw and we were telling each other reasons not to kill ourselves. I get that things suck now more than ever but come on, stop this cutesy learned helplessness routine

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[kittyote]

when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week

[effinbirds]