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swarmofbeesssss

normalize girls picking their shorts out of their crotch on these hot summer days

asteroidtroglodyte

Doing this to all of you

anotherknifeinmyhands

sirmanmister

THE LICE ONE IS MAKING ME FUCKING CRY OH MY GOD

cheese-grater-terminator-deacti

the-mikey-way

“we need more weird queers!” you guys can barely handle a hairy woman

the-mikey-way

and frankly? some of you struggle with hairy men.

faustandfurious

One advantage of not really having a strong sense of gender identity is that you’re very [shrug emoji] about how people gender you. Sometimes people call me by she/her pronouns and sometimes they go with he/him pronouns and on the internet people often default to they/them, and neither option is entirely right but also, fuck if I know what would be right, and I don’t particularly care. Therefore I’m perfectly happy to outsource my gender identity to the people around me who actually need to figure out which box to put me in. I don’t need to talk about myself in third person, so really my pronouns sound like a you problem.

faustandfurious

My pronouns are I/me and the rest is for someone else to deal with because I have better things to do.

faustandfurious

Very fond of macrolabels, like “queer”, that provide zero extra information. Is it genderqueer? Is it romantic/sexual orientation queer? Is it queer as in “none of your fucking business what’s in my pants and what I do with it and with whom”?

randomslasher

This is actually probably the first time I’ve ever read something that accurately describes my relationship with gender--ie, ‘my gender is me and my pronouns are a you problem’--so thank you for that!

ober-affen-geil

#you cannot gender me in a way that matters

moonmoonthecrabking

"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

moonmoonthecrabking

i may lose 5% for a late submission, but at least no one can deny that i wrote it with my own tits i mean brain

pusheen

rylandgraceofficial

if the "boop" exists next to your name and it's on my dash, you're getting booped. i'm sorry but i do make these rules

fortunatelyenchantingtaco

god i miss the time when even the most basix tv show would still get five seasons. I dont need my shows to defy the genre or smh i want something middle of the road for ten seasons cause i like to get attached to characters okay

I've changed my stance on rpf. it's actually a moral imperative to write fic about John Oliver, it's enrichment for him

defectivegembrain

She's a ten but she's misinterpreted Abed Nadir as cold and uncaring, which actually makes her a zero

phantomrose96

I think we should have a turn of phrase for "I'm not in the right, but I AM annoyed with this situation, so I just need to go bitch to a friend about this before I suck it up and go do the right thing" because more and more I'm finding this is a critical element of functional adulthood.

phantomrose96