normalize girls picking their shorts out of their crotch on these hot summer days

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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if i look back, i am lost
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normalize girls picking their shorts out of their crotch on these hot summer days
Doing this to all of you
THE LICE ONE IS MAKING ME FUCKING CRY OH MY GOD
“we need more weird queers!” you guys can barely handle a hairy woman
and frankly? some of you struggle with hairy men.
One advantage of not really having a strong sense of gender identity is that you’re very [shrug emoji] about how people gender you. Sometimes people call me by she/her pronouns and sometimes they go with he/him pronouns and on the internet people often default to they/them, and neither option is entirely right but also, fuck if I know what would be right, and I don’t particularly care. Therefore I’m perfectly happy to outsource my gender identity to the people around me who actually need to figure out which box to put me in. I don’t need to talk about myself in third person, so really my pronouns sound like a you problem.
My pronouns are I/me and the rest is for someone else to deal with because I have better things to do.
Very fond of macrolabels, like “queer”, that provide zero extra information. Is it genderqueer? Is it romantic/sexual orientation queer? Is it queer as in “none of your fucking business what’s in my pants and what I do with it and with whom”?
This is actually probably the first time I’ve ever read something that accurately describes my relationship with gender--ie, ‘my gender is me and my pronouns are a you problem’--so thank you for that!
#you cannot gender me in a way that matters
"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.
i may lose 5% for a late submission, but at least no one can deny that i wrote it with my own tits i mean brain
if the "boop" exists next to your name and it's on my dash, you're getting booped. i'm sorry but i do make these rules
god i miss the time when even the most basix tv show would still get five seasons. I dont need my shows to defy the genre or smh i want something middle of the road for ten seasons cause i like to get attached to characters okay
I've changed my stance on rpf. it's actually a moral imperative to write fic about John Oliver, it's enrichment for him
She's a ten but she's misinterpreted Abed Nadir as cold and uncaring, which actually makes her a zero
I think we should have a turn of phrase for "I'm not in the right, but I AM annoyed with this situation, so I just need to go bitch to a friend about this before I suck it up and go do the right thing" because more and more I'm finding this is a critical element of functional adulthood.
get into actual fights to the death to gain perspective
Instructions unclear, accidentally taught my body that social interactions can lead to actual fights to the death
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reblog for a bigger garden :)
if its sausage im gonna end up on the fucking news
pulled pork.