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Fangirl blog, mostely Disney. Girl, Swedish. 2017 update: What even happened here???

[thesvenqueen]

Yes, I’ll take a dozen of just these 2 please thnks

[professorspork]

my apologies in advance for the fact that when Frozen 2 comes out it will be the only thing I talk about for like… at least three months, minimum.

[above-d-clouds]

If the first movie is any indication it’ll be closer to 5 years

[kristoffsqueen]

“Anna, you’re the most extraordinary person I’ve ever known…I love you with all I am. Will you marry me?”

“Yes!!!”

[kristanna-deactivated20230429]

*has anxiety over who they’ll cast to play kristoff in the years-away-from-happening live action Frozen*

[rpunzl]

you’re what i know about love. 

[brightdarkly]

Every woman in every Disney/Pixar movie in the past decade has the exact same face

So when I saw this picture for the new Pixar movie Inside Out,

at first I thought the characters were three women and two aliens, but after seeing the trailer I realized the purple and red things were supposed to be dudes. After tracing their faces, I figured out why I was so weirded out: 

The two male characters have extremely distinctive face shapes, while the three female characters basically have the exact same shape; round with a small nose.

Now everyone has read about the Elsa/Anna/Rapunzel face debate, but I wanted to see just how far this face thing went. And boy does it go far.

I took pictures of both male and female characters from recent Disney/Pixar movies:

And then traced both of them. Look at the diversity of male face shapes:

AND THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING RIDICULOUSNESS THAT IS SHOWN HERE:

WHAT

THE

FUCK

Just take a second to scroll up and look back at the original pictures in case you think I’m joking. 

Apparently every Disney woman is a clone/direct descendant of some primordial creature with huge round cheeks and a disturbingly small nose, because there is no other explanation (yes there is(it’s lazy sexism)) for the incredible lack of diversity among these female faces.

DISNEY.

WHY DOES EVERY WOMAN THAT YOU HAVE CREATED IN THE LAST DECADE HAVE THE EXACT SAME FACE SHAPE? AND DON’T TELL ME IT’S BECAUSE WOMEN ARE HARDER TO ANIMATE. STOP ASSUMING EVERY WOMAN HAS A ROUND BABY FACE AND A SHORT CUTE BABY NOSE. YOU CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. 

TL;DR: Boys in animated movies have faces that are square, round, skinny, fat, alien-looking, handsome, and ugly. The only face that girls get to have is some round snub-nosed baby face. That’s not right.

[queeranarchism]

I lined up the noses once more to drive home a point.

[ilyone]

This is what annoys me most with Disney/Pixar. It reinforces the idea that men can be charismatic in various ways, but women need to conform to one narrow model to be considered beautiful. 

[bananonbinary]

dreamworks often has this problem too (look at the women in httyd) which leads me to believe animators genuinely find noses and chins as a concept unattractive. which is just. really weird. we’re headed towards a platonic ideal woman where her face is completely flat

[roseverdict]

BEHOLD

THE “IDEAL” WOMAN

[themountains-arecalling-myname]

Have you considered

[roseverdict]

look i’d have made that reference bc i’ve seen images of that before but like

what even is it

where is this from

[warriorangel4god]

M O I S T U R I Z E. M E.

[purest-ice-deactivated20160324]

A message to the team on a Kristanna wedding in Frozen 2:

[purest-ice-deactivated20160324]

And a Kristanna duet:

[hannahberrie]

Also how about some of ‘em canon Kristanna kisses

[youarejustintime]

Jonathan Groff better get a fucking song this time

[fuks]

[bellamynochillblake]

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

[im-reddie]

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

[bellamynochillblake]

oh you sweet summer child 

[swedishpirates]

Me: *makes a really rough sketch*

Me: huh, this one actually looks kinda promising!

Me: *cleans up sketch a little bit*

Me: this is trash, absolute garbage, I should never have been allowed to own pencils

[capacity]

Why are you single

I literally don’t leave my house and I don’t talk either

[thecoldheartofspace]

so there’s this guy in three of my dance classes

and first off, I’m 5'7, 5'11 in dance shoes, 170 pounds, broad shoulders and big hips and not small in any dimension. For a ballroom dancer, this means a lot of time spent learning the men’s parts. Especially in lifts.

I’ve had years now of guys kinda just going “lol heck naw” when told to lift me. I don’t admit this part much, but it makes me want to sink into the ground and die when every other girl can be lifted, but I’m just too big.

So this guy, smaller than me and really cute, shows up at auditions and I see this girl across the room getting tossed about like the beautiful pixie she is, and apparently I looked a little wistful because this boy asked me if I liked lifts.

“Oh. I… Uh… I’ve never really done the girls part. I’m a little big, haha…” (laugh it off, as usual.)

He looked me dead in the eye and then picked me up like a movie princess, bounced me in the air a few times, and set me down effortlessly while telling me whoever refused to lift me before was just being a lazy wimp.

I seriously doubt this boy will ever really get how much that meant to me. But, holy cow. Some faith in humanity just got restored.

[angels-in-overcoats]

[northernwinedregs]

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

[hamster-run-faster]

did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours

[alvinsevile]

Tumblr culture is everybody reblogging those posts about wanting asks from each other and nobody sending each other asks

[alvinsevile]

[marvellegends]

#PREACH