idk what to put here tbh

Lotte || They/Them || 23 🐾

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[nongunktional]

if you shot me with a gun id pribably be pretty mad but due to my laconic and forgetful nature i bet we could still be friends

[swagfulcatcowboy-deactivated202]

cats can activate keyboard shortcuts you cannot even concieve of

[mortimermcmirestinks]

herpetological guide

[eggl-rd]

[buqbite]

sometimes i feel ive got to

[buqbite]

‎

[buqbite]

‎

[buqbite]

run away

[twocubes]

"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

[jerseyclown]

[winsbuck]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[rockdistributor100]

Large Hawk Outside Preventing Me From Leaving My Home.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[endophagia-moved]

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

[recuperationdisliker]

f(x) tribute band called f'(x). you'd think the point would be to be derivative but it's actually quite easy to differentiate the two.

[recuperationdisliker]

no

[recuperationdisliker]

yeah :)

[fallingtowers]

haha yayyyy :) i'm having such a wonderful time on the internet with you

[cottoncandylesbo]

they call my dick excalibur. because it sat in a lake for a long time . no other reasons

[translatingpostsinfrench]

cottoncandylesbo

ils appellent ma bite excalibur. parce qu'elle est restée dans un lac pendant longtemps . pas d'autre raison

[cottoncandylesbo]

FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS (BONUS POINTS)

1.) Do you think OP would allow the French near their posts? Why or why not?

2.) Does translating the post add any additional humor? If so, how?

3.) Would another language affect your chances of survival?

3.) Are you in danger?

3.) How fast can you run?

[translatingpostsinfrench]

QUESTIONS SUPPLÉMENTAIRES (POINTS BONUS)

1.) Quelque chose me fais dire que non.

2.) Le français n'est-il pas une vaste blague ?

3.) Je ne crois pas, jusque là, l'anglais n'a que des effets secondaires minimes sur ma santé.

3.) Apparement.

3.) Pardon.

[m0nomercy]

elven wizard miku!! yes i forgot to post her yesterday SORRY

rogue miku tomorrow <3

[shoezuki]

My prof was like 'yeah there was this experiment where they like made a casino for rats with mini slot machines n everything and made those rats into gambling addicts it was so cool' n i looked up the article n hes the lead fucking researcher