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Penelope from the pile of wips~

my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits

moral-autism

vampire that did a detailed study about whether vampires can get prion diseases and concluded they can't and preferentially hunts animals with chronic wasting disease. and then incinerates the corpses.

aksemmi

vampire who is a woke predation abolitionist and so exclusively hunts predators, leaving primarily herbivorous and scavenging animals alone

yaldabaothadeez

"For miles around the foul creature's lair is nothing but barren wastes"

"because of The Curse?"

"Because of the deer and rabbits, fucking thing ate all the wolves"

blockbustervideos

Alien: Resurrection (1997) dir. Jean-Pierre Jeunet

sbeep

I'm writing love letters to Rohanne Webber, Lady of Coldmoat.

hardwrench

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

little-theatre-fairy

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

hardwrench

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.

startedwellthatsentence

Comment on my MA thesis:

inside-my-gay-mind

ex

hattersarts

rainy afternoons and dog walks you didnt need to go on.

call-me-noa

This is barely even subtext anymore dude.

enki2

clytemnestraaa

i feel. like on a fundamental level. i do not understand x reader fic. i am not exactly opposed to it because let a thousand blossoms bloom etc. but like. i genuinely don’t get it. it seems like the exact opposite of how i engage with fiction. like the whole point is that i’m not in there. i don’t wanna be in there. if i’m in there it’s going to be very stressful.