Haha That Sucks

This is the hobgoblin hotline how may I help you

[evilscientist3]

The usa is the most cringe ass country on planet earth. More cringe even than france

[todaysbird]

funny they call it the early bird special. when all birds are special even if they are late

[allmymetaphors]

@ god: why did u make me such a cheesy person and also such a romantic person & so soft and so full of feelings 

[pathologising]

there are some creatures outside btw

[writing-prompt-s]

Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

[meltedbartsimpson]

hot dog fall out of bun directly into storm drain

[zsnes]

thank you for putting a stick and some leaves in my jar and poking a hole in the lid. i feel like i am more at home.

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

Mix butter and water together at the gym

whoever you are stop trying to communicate with me

[pissvortex]

[530000iq]

POV: you are a boob

[owlmylove]

[talkingheadsyoutubecomments]

girl me too

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

remembering the time i ate an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and my mom got so enraged she called me a “little loaf eating freak”

[puyopuyo]

new fuckin’ york baby!!!!

[puyopuyo]

fuggetaboutit! fuggetaboutit!

[horkbajir99]

[hellbabyfromhell]

I hate your fucking green hairrr they remind me of toxic slutch

i never posted this because i wanted to keep it forever but i think posting it is the best way. i say “toxic slutch” many times a week. thank you.

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

if i saw a ghost i would simply bust it

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

The ghost, or?

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

[goobra]