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alrightsnaps

In her heart she longed for this man, dreamed of a life that could never be.

thewinterclown

SEBASTIAN STAN as NICK FOWLER The 355 | 2022 dir. Simon Kinberg

dexmorgans

Things they definitely said aka incorrect Malina quotes: (1/?) [insp]

procrastinatingfriz

If I could fall into the sky Do you think time would pass me by? Cause you know I’d walk a thousand miles If I could just see you tonight

heystephen

she’s not a saint and she’s not what you think. she’s a mattress

aroace-and-in-your-face

Sorry, I don’t swing that way. I don’t swing the other way, either. I’m not even on the swing, actually. I’m just lying on the floor, face down, probably crying. Definitely crying.

alltheladiesyouhate

do you ever watch something and think “this was written by a man”

humanbeanisnotamused

i was up late night watching an episode of criminal minds fairly recently, for lack of a better thing to do. in the opening scene there are these two girls getting into their car in like a supermarket parking lot, not very well lit, in the middle of the night. another car drives up right behind theirs and won’t move out of the way so this one girl is like “im gonna go see what this guy’s problem is” and gets out of the car, in a poorly lit parking lot, to confront a man who was behaving aggressively to them.

so that was the precise moment i realised that episode was written by a man.

outcider

I was watching an episode of CSI where the entire reason they were going forward with the case was that ‘no woman would wear a bra this expensive without also wearing the matching panties’. What porn logic is this? I was, at that moment, wearing the exact bra the Jane Doe was wearing and fuck no I didn’t spring for the matching panties. Even if I did, I wouldn’t wear them as often as a bra. Panties I wash daily. Bras? Not so much.

But in CSI World, police resources were being mobilized on how irregular it would be for a woman to wear a $36 bra, but not caring about how she would look in just underthings.

tiger-in-the-flightdeck

Never mind not matching, but that they think $36 is expensive for a bra is probably the number one sign it was written by a man.

thequeerofthenorth

In Star Wars Padmé goes for Anakin while Ewan McGregor is around

uraraviti

I stan one (1) precious girl

unapolpgeticalfeminist

omg I’m doing research for one of projects for college, and apparently, girls learn better when they’re in an all girls class, but boys learn even worse when they’re in an all boys class, because all the negative things become even stronger of there are no girls to act as “buffer”

get rid of the boys and let girl learn in peace, i couldn’t care less about them

cecaeliawitch

It’s not our job to be a “buffer”

radfemarchive-deactivated202304

Separate boys from girls then, they don’t have to be acting like mothers at age 12, if boys ruin the education of others boys, um, idk, fix their behavior maybe?

shopcatsca

I work at uni. My program is very competitive. Like you need a 92% or more to get in. We get 10x the applications than we can accept. So. This means our program is 95% female. Simply because girls do better in highschool than boys. Its literally that simple. However. This is a HUGE deal in the administration! Because OMG all those poor boys with less than a 92% can’t get into our program and woe is me, those poor poor boys. Every year we meet to talk about ways to “rectify” this “problem”. One year they’re going to stop inviting me to these meetings. Because I always ask questions like “how do we get boys into the program with lower GPAs without denying girls with higher GPAs? And how is giving boys preferential treatment not sexist?” Keep going good ladies, I’m saving your seat!

radfemarchive-deactivated202304

This type of thing always happens when women are dominating something, protocols are changed to accommodate and benefit men, and if this strategy isn’t successful the field is devalued.

Keep the good work!

benyw

The amount of times I heard my grandfather talk about the ‘feminization’ of schools because he wanted to blame the system for boys under performing (or, more accurately: girls out performing the boys) instead of, ya know, boys’ entitled attitudes and overall piss poor behavior when at school.

emeritusprofessorofnothing

When women fail at something: there must be something wrong with women When women succeed at something: there must be something wrong with the system

cephalopodvictorious

I think I’ve talked about it before on other posts, but I once had an anthropology class that, completely unintentionally, was all women and one man, and he dropped the course after two weeks. The other section of the same anthropology class, taught by the same professor, was mixed with men and women. So, since it was anthropology, she asked if it was cool if she took notes. She said right away that the all female class had a wildly different vibe, that we spoke and acted differently and had different social expectations of her and the rest of the class, and that we let students complete their thoughts before disagreeing, while the mixed class was highly traditional and almost entirely male dominated because every time a woman spoke, a man jumped in halfway through to “correct” her by saying the same thing. Its a very small sample size, but I think about this a lot

mamapluto

So all those “girls shoulders and knees distract boys from learning” policies…..

princessrhcenyra

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects