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oppressed-opossum

I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now.

lesbiansandthelivingdead

Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands

dement009

this is the most polite eating ive seen.

queenvideodame-blog

pickypicnic

your-personal-ghost

Weird flex but okay

yearningheart

thinking about all the times i went through something or had a pivotal or even a mundane experience in my life then read a book or watched a movie or listened to an album and was so pleasantly surprised at how much i could resonate (almost at an alarming level) and how comforted it made me feel. it's so lovely.......the timing of the universe and how it always offers you little pieces of art like books, movies, tv shows, songs and albums and slowly nudges it your way exactly when you need those things at a certain stage in your life, perhaps to make you understand your life and your experiences better and to sharpen the thoughts you already had, or clarify ones you weren't even aware you had

omghotmemes

rose pattern

thespamman24

Great bed idea for a childrens hospital.

variegated-fairywren

you know, because of color theory

thespamman24

Of course.

hustlerose

what caused italians to make all those gory movies in the 70s and 80s

iamoutofideas

you know how it is with spaghetti

kitty

he sniff

alyssabethancourt

Is that kitty wearing a photo of himself?

troubleshipping

“Oh no there’s only one bed” trope doesn’t really work with Team Rocket because honestly they’d be more like “oh my god look, a bed!”

tumblunni

Dude they canonically sleep all cuddled into a pile even when there isnt a bed

troubleshipping

Perfect addition, and I love that so much

troubleshipping

Allow me to add a collection of Team Rocket casually sleeping on each other, because this is the only reason I’m alive

Honestly they could have a million beds and they’d still end up sharing one

everythingfox

grimelords

text your crush "hehe what would happen if you looked down and saw me super tiny like just 3 inches tall on the floor at your feet in your bedroom? :P hehe just imagine. Be dark if you want it's just a fantasy :P Make it a detailed answer :P"

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morefunthanb4

itsblosseybitch

Katara: Straight up, Aang’s my boy. But not this Zuko fool, okay? Zuko’s a dumb name. You come in here like you own the place with your cool firebending, steezing, like you’re some kind of master. You’re not a master. You’re a loser prince, okay? Everyones jumping on his little fire dick, especially Aang. Little firebending DOUCHE. Like I’ve known you since you thawed out of the iceberg, bro. You’ve been friends with this guy for maybe a week. Maybe.

everythingfox

Tiny unit

senatortedcruz

God I love Reddit

saintgulik

she sounds so sure that this is a common thing like. name literally anyone else with a grinch fetish

picsthatmakeyougohmm

holyrights-deactivated20211021

give her one

holyrights-deactivated20211021

give her a cheeto.

slavery

macbethz

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

seananmcguire

BURN BAGEL BURN

gothiccharmschool

OH WHY NOT?

harukami

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

acabosetotal

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD