Tired Always

♡ Ivy ♡ She/Her ♡ 30 ♡ Scorpio ♡ ISFJ ♡

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[academicgangster]

[viperosedae]

the worst extremely low-stakes consequence of societal fatphobia is when a low-calorie/""""healthy"""" recipe is actually good and suddenly everyone thinks you're sharing it as a diet aid and not because it fucks hard

[viperosedae]

anyway put some frozen raspberries in a bowl and pour just a leetle bit of cold oat milk over it and the oat milk will semi-freeze into a kind of ice cream texture. and now you have fake raspberry ripple ice cream that's 90% raspberries by volume

[hippy-craic]

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[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[shelbybunny]

homestuck if it was written by vivziepop

[shelbybunny]

[evil-homestuck-textposts]

[radiopaques]

Design line up yayayay I'll rb with more notes because i'm scared to mess up the formatting

[pancakemolybdenum]

heres refs of the bday suits!

[evil-homestuck-textposts]

[duonora]

been getting into persona lately and the artstyle has me on chokehold

[zan0tix]

earth c body type hcs :p (pls.. do not thirst comment or tag. not on this one🙏)

[coccodoodles]

[spicymochi]

she found a flower for you!

[fiollaigean]

if anyone feels bad that their fic might contain medical inaccuracies, be comforted to know that whatever creative liberties you take with your medical scenes can never be worse than the one I just read. where one character tries to stop the bleeding on their friend's head wound by putting a tourniquet around their neck

[hotroadkill]

collection

[ultimomizu]

How my dad decided to tell me that our guests had left the house

[homunculus-argument]

I find it funny when queer fantasy stories are written in a setting where homophobia doesn't exist, but there's a ~forbidden romance~ element coming from some completely different, fantastical prejudice. Like

"Son, I don't care if you suck dick, but no child of mine will be sharing a bed with a goddamn necromancer!"

[eurypotpourrie-deactivated20250]

king, pacing the floor : how many times have we told you? prince : dad, i can explain- king : how many times prince : king : prince, sighing : fine dad im sorry i slept with a man- king : YOU SLEPT WITH A COURT JESTER!!!!

[fireflychaosdemon]

I am dying at these tags