Some People Get Tired of Macabre Fairy Tales

They/Them. What will you find? Critical Role, Video Games, Memes, and Animals (mostly dogs and bears)

[daria-argento]

How it feels to notice there is a crack in. Everything

How it feels to realize that’s how the light gets in

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[abalidoth]

6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.

7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.

8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.

[inthefallofasparrow]

9. If my daughter is hung on the wall in the first act, then in the following one she must be fired. Otherwise don't put her there.

10. When two or more daughters are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest daughter is preferable.

11. Any sufficiently advanced daughter is indistinguishable from magic.

12. Without a clear indicator of intent, it is utterly impossible to parody my daughter without someone mistaking it for the genuine article.

13. My daughter is nine-tenths of the law.

[shiverandqueeef]

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

[glitter-bonez]

[my-dailydreams]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[targetedknowledge]

[gaytanic-panic]

[insideanastronautsplaylist]

hehe

[merlinoutofcontext]

[thealogie]

[lemonsweet]

[explodingthunder]

(peer reviewed tags by @chortlebot)

[gingik]

[calellon]

what is the first thing you see in the morning?

[forcewound]

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

by talos this can’t be happening

[zpamtondiedinablender]

the phrase by talos this can’t be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature

[link-lonk]

Here’s the post they’re referring to for context

[regicide1997]

Oh. Skyrim husband.

[selectivegeekwithstandards]

oh god

[afamoore]

Oh Talos

[viss-and-pinegar]

I love seeing it when people find this out. I fucking love it.

[cupidcosmos]

Spot the difference (HARD)

[identifying-planes-in-posts]

Buran Orbiter

[clothed-gun]

Okay and the left one?

[identifying-planes-in-posts]

dogy

[iwilleatyourenglish]

i have a friend in his 50s who doesn't give a fuck about pokemon so we showed him random ones and the way he responded to them made me feel like i was doing flashcards with a very serious baby

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

no. he doesn't use emojis. i'm not kidding when i say i have seen him use one once in two years. everyone was shocked.

[geek-ramblings]

The ladies of Sinners!