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Good day it is I, Swiftly Murmurs, person who got mildly well known for two seconds for writing a sonnet about wanting to fuck Elias Bouchard of The Magnus Archives. It is my proudest achievement and I would do it all again. Your objections taste like cotton candy and they empower my murderous frenzy.

Thank you, have a good day, and my eternal hatred towards my dearest friend @catboy-elias-bouchard, you vile wretch♥️

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the ambiguity of uncles....

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this is not my beautiful house

this is not my beautiful wife

where is that large automobile?

how do i work this?

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me of late

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Okay I have been meaning to check out the podcast because cool people, but somehow I had no idea the PCs were tiny adorable children.

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They are not, for most of the podcast! This first grqphic novel adapts The Preludes, a short pre-campaign miniseries about how the protatonists met that was actually used as a character building tool. It's a Patreon exclusive but really lovely and well worth it. After this, there's a major timeskip, and the show picks up with the protagonists all in their early 20s

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what's interesting about the celebrity cameos in glass onion is that 1. they are always two-dimensional, ie exist on a screen or a piece of paper, 2. blanc is the only one that can directly interact with them, and 3. each time a real person appears it's during a Behind The Curtain sort of scene, where blanc is either out of costume between cases or planning the next scenes with his acting partner (janelle as helen as andi, literally acting undercover within the story).

... and then when renner joins the supporting cast in wake up dead man he becomes a character instead. all this + these movies being such a hit because of the megafamous actors in typical/subversive roles that sometimes only work because you can't stop seeing the actor behind the character + blanc treating every case like a new role that he gets to pick a costume for + stories and memories being such a flexible thing just by nature of this being a whodunnit series + blanc's penchant for picking interesting liars as his watsons (marta who gags when lying and has to improvise, helen who performs a new identity, jud who is writing the whole story and heavily editing it)... it goes to show that the fourth wall in the benoit blanc universe is more of a curtain or veil or perhaps just a screen. and it is extremely thin

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Oooh very fun thought but I fear I do have to point out that world famous cellist Yo-Yo Ma has a cameo (though unnamed) as himself at Birdie's party where he is both three-dimensional and never interacts with Benoit

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aldo bellini: i don't want to be pope [remembers the threat of tedesco] but i'll do it if i have to [remembers to be humble] but i'm not worthy [remembers i lowkey want it] but it is a war [remembers i shouldn't want it] but it's shameful to reach this age and still not know yourself [remembers i'm gay] can we touch hands 🥺

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