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Everytime someone blocks me for thinking I'm a bot, I hear Kai telling me   "Change your theme" | 20s

[bumpscosity]

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[spookyviper-deactivated20161219]

Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this

[imthegirlwhowaited]

they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”

[mishasminions]

W H A T

[littlegaywitch]

i have liked this post but i have no fucking memory of this video holy hell

[badassdemonsword]

You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

[minmos]

this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time

[ratsoupee]

field trip cancelled

Based off hit tumblr post:

[wolfythewitch]

Just saw a man ride past in a bicycle with another man sitting on his lap like in a bridal carry

[wolfythewitch]

This is my best recreation of it

[ninjastar-ace]

Gonna need everyone to draw their duos/ships like this

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[fluffysheeps]

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

[tigressjasper]

image i am in love with

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

lesbian flag colourpicked from this image

[mdni]

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[keezychid]

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[achilleanauthor]

Nonbinary flag colourpicked ffom this image

[35tr314]

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[u-gotta-go-in-the-hole]

ace and aro flags colorpicked from this image

[starlet-girls]

bi flag colorpicked from this image

[lexa-willowisp]

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[the-motan]

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[nerdstify]

Welsh flag colourpicked from this image

[aromanticofficial]

official shadow the hedgehog post

[terrismycharme]

@mouse-doubleo100

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[taraxippos]

WHO DID THIS

[taraxippos]

Rockwith Aleaf

[doubleca5t]

Supermassive Black Hole lends itself to soundtracking one thing and one thing alone and that is a strip club. Supermassive Black Hole is the most perfect strip club rock song I've ever heard. I've heard rock songs *about* strip clubs that feel less suited to a strip club than Supermassive Black Hole. I have heard songs where sex is explicitly described in the lyrics that feel less sexy than Supermassive Black Hole. Supermassive Black Hole is a song so disgustingly, flagrantly, enticingly slutty that I sometimes feel legitimately shocked that it was made by a band that most people make fun of for sounding like if Radiohead sold out after their first album. It is a crowning achievement in stripper music that may never be topped in our lifetime. It is best known for soundtracking the scene in the first Twilight movie where they play baseball.

[rylandsgrace]

He sees the good in everyone… and I see the truth.

Milly Alcock as Kara Zor-El/Supergirl

Supergirl (2026) dir. Craig Gillespie

[my-dailydreams]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[bleedthebeat]

Hey. Don’t cry. Baby black-footed cat at the cameron park zoo, okay. his name is maverick he’s about a month old and he just hit one (1) pound

[bleedthebeat]

he’s 3 pounds now… 😭😭😭

[kocalls]

[nattousan]

"But surely you've at least wanted to try using AI-"

[viktor-sbor]

Emancipated duels. Photo by Pavel Kurmilev

Baroness Lubinska who presided over the famous duel between Princess Pauline Metternich and the Countess Kielmannsegg in 1892, insisted that the duelists remove their clothing above their waists to avoid infection in the event that a sword pushed clothing into the wound it caused. Being a doctor, the baroness had seen many instances of septic infection in soldiers for this very reason throughout her years of medical training.

[samanthaswords]

“The cause of the duel is reputed to be an argument over arrangements for the Vienna Musical and Theatrical Exhibition.” - I like these ladies.

[breelandwalker]

Skirts: full

Swords: drawn

Titties: out