smile for us

Just screaming into my crotch while running full speed into a tree. (29)

[ceruleanheaven]

being on the internet for more than three minutes

[homosexualisopod]

[xanaxfarts]

unalived.................................................................................................graped......................................seggs..................................................sewerside................................pdfiles............deleting...............................

[xanaxfarts]

[depsidase]

[gloryofdawn]

I don't think there's a single nation with more right to this proverb than Haiti

[catchymemes]

[wumbreon]

May we all know decadence such as this

[pagurus-san]

Ok, I'm very surprised

Last year, wasps built this nest

This year, other species of wasps built a nest on that nest

?!?!?!

[shailion]

"Well this spot worked for the last gals"

[westformiles]

@onenicebugperday

[etcstims]

GIANT WEEVIL | source

[pinniposting]

everyone knows what a baby harp seal looks like, but here’s an adult! this one’s tracker makes it look like a live bomb

photo: W.J. Grecian, SMRU

[littleguysdaily]

[dracula61]

[littleguysdaily]

Bob is performed by the artist Raphaël Gromy

[weirdo-offical]

@snail-offical explain plz

[n3wjackcity]

[colubrina]

[nevereverbird]

[depsidase]

[miamaimania]

“Swiss Knife Beetle” ✚ Victorinox Coleoptera

[junkworldusa]

[catchymemes]

[that-catholic-shinobi]

This is the funniest thing i’ve heard my entire life 😭

[xxleondraxx]

Truth xD

[burntcopper]

This is literally me as a kid.  Dad used to have the responsibility of giving out the well reports that came in on the friday night to anyone who phoned for the rest of the weekend.  The problem was, on saturday mornings, he was doing the food shopping, so I was given a list of approved callers and he’d leave the well report figures by the phone.

Theoretically I was just supposed to list off the numbers.  Except. Very early I started parsing the figures and give my own analysis.  Apparently engineers and geophysicists got a bit freaked out by a ten year old going ‘It’s not that good, the flow’s really slow compared to last week, and there’s gas pockets really screwing up the flow in the east pipe judging by the pressure report.’

Dad still got that yelled at him at conferences: ‘This is the fucker who used child labour to do well analysis!’

‘Was it wrong?’

‘That’s the not the point!’

[greater-than-the-sword]

We found him- the 20 year old with 10 years experience

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

The Girl with the Skeleton Hand

[jbwarner86]

okay but seriously

this is adorable

[mollybeenoel]

Tiny friends

Photographed by Miles Herbert