Lost in this god damn hospital bed.

James Cayleb. Vocalist. Hockey and Prog. Goodbye to everything. Emo Jan Brady. Soon to be father. @somewhereat-thebottomoftheriver is my world.

[swimtothepoon]

Do you love anyone?

I love @somewhereat-thebottomoftheriver and my daughter Ophelia and star wars and pizza

[stimman3000]

im rlly whatever the opposite of a manic pixie dream girl is.,. depressed goblin nightmare man . thatsa me

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I don’t hang out with white dudes who use mustache wax anymore bc it’s only a matter of time b4 they fall in love with me and find out I’m gay and write a song on their…idk..their fuckin harpsichord or banjo or ukulele about the girl from the forest who broke their heart but also they don’t even like hiking

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i know this seems oddly specific & that’s bc it is

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

3 times

[insomniac-arrest]

Bikini Bottom has a universal basic income

Both Squidward and Spongebob can afford their own two-story houses with enough money left over for things like snail food and art supplies, they are both fast food workers with a boss that is shown on several occasions to pay them as little as possible

Furthermore, characters like Plankton can afford his own restaurant, machines, and computer despite not selling a single burger, Patrick similarly has his own place and lifestyle while rarely shown to actually work

In this essay we will examine the idea of a universal basic income that exists in the SpongeBob universe that provides

[feministism]

[kiwianaroha]

She took up acting because the malnutrition she suffered under the nazis permanently damaged her health and prevented her from pursuing her dream to be a ballerina. During the war, she danced to raise money for the resistance - even though she was literally starving, she used what strength she had to make sure more nazis got shot. 

[neveria]

She and her mom also denounced their royal heritage because of the Nazis in their family

[antiracistfeministanarchy]

Also Audrey was a humanitarian until her death, though ill with cancer, she continued her work for UNICEF, travelling to Somalia, Kenya, the United Kingdom, Switzerland, France and the United States.

[abbeydoesthings]

These are things I literally never would have known about. I’m tired of women being painted as just being pretty.

[finn-boyegas]

May 4th, 2018

[alyruko]

so caza and I watched the Jedi training academy over at Disneyland and had a conversation that inspired this

Incidentally the most common criticism I’ve received from publishers of childrens’ books is that my writing is not age appropriate

[crim-bat]

I’m not sorry

[corellian-captain-deactivated20]

Solo: A Star Wars Story fan art

(source)

[writing-prompt-s]

A group of dragons get together to play Offices & Managers.

[silver56]

Is this where The Office came from?

[rainmonarch]

dragon: i put dweight’s stapler in jello

dm: roll for sleight of hand

[red-king4]

> Headcanon: Baby Khajit are often mistaken for kittens and small cats, so they would accidentally be adopted by loving humans, who soon freak out when the cat fucking talks back.

SO…

‘who ish the cutesht of them all??’

‘I am’

Now that would be a story for the ages.

[stormethecat]

Fun fact: Every form of feline in the Elder Scrolls series is actually a breed of Khajiit. Apparently what form of Khajiit you’re born as is defined by the cycle of the moons

[jkemosabe]

OMG WHERE DID THIS CHART COME FROM ITS GREAT I LOVE IT

[andauril]

Well, not EVERY feline, there are cats who are genuiely cats. However, some khajiit really do resemble housecats. Other resemble tigers. And others resemble mer (bosmer, more specifically.)

TLDR: I love khajiits.

[wepon]

#what the fuck does this mean like your family can be like furry parents and then you’ve got a catgirl sibling and youre just a fucking tiger (x)

imagine being the oldest child but you’re a fucking housecat

[sindri42]

The ones that look like ordinary housecats are naturally incredibly gifted with magic. Like, more powerful than Altmer. There are horror stories from people who tried to invade Elsweyr only to discover fireballs raining down on them from the highest branches of the trees, where even Bosmer can’t climb. Those really big ones meanwhile are referred to as “battlecats” and carry other warriors into combat. Every single one of them has at least human level intelligence.

And yeah which one you’re born as depends on the phases of the moons when you’re born, so a family will usually be a random scattering of types. Kind of like how the birthsigns work, except instead of ‘you run a little faster’ or ‘you have a little more magic’ the result is ‘you grow up to be a fucking tiger’.

There are reasons I really want the next elder scrolls game to be set in Elsweyr.

[alphagodith]

this is so cool! also, i think i found the source of the chart! https://www.darkcreations.org/forums/topic/11194-khajiit-forms-developement/

[eudevie]

There is a fanmade “DLC” for Skyrim called “Moonpath to Elsweyr” that features the different types of Khajit!

[fftlast]

FFTL LIVE ROCK AM RING 2008

[woodmeat]

Please brain

Can i have some serotonin??

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

My brain:

[whitechapelwitch]

>>x<<

[veganfoodblog]

Smoky Vegan Broccoli Soup w/ Crispy Tempeh “Croutons”

[miyku]

Talon | Côte d'Azur | Nova | Black Lily | Kerrigan

[art-mysecondname]

M.C. Escher